S4 Ep165: Planet of the Apes (2001)
We Hate Movies
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4.7 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 8 July 2014
⏱️ 96 minutes
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Planet of the Apes stars Mark Wahlberg, Tim Roth, Helena Bonham Carter, Michael Clarke Duncan, Paul Giamatti, Estella Warren, Kris Kristofferson and Charlton Heston; directed by Tim Burton.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, Manger Jupin. Chris Cabin. Stephen Sayda. |
| 0:03.0 | And we hate apes. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, |
| 0:15.0 | Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, |
| 0:18.0 | oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Hello, the one welcome to We Hate Movies. Thank you for tuning into the program. |
| 0:34.0 | If it's your first time sitting down with We Hate Movies, |
| 0:38.0 | you're catching us in the back half of our fourth annual summer blockbuster |
| 0:44.4 | extravaganza. |
| 0:45.5 | If you're talking about it on social media, |
| 0:47.5 | please be sure to use hashtag SBE 2014 |
| 0:51.1 | today's. I guess we were all saying we forgot how bad this movie was the forgetfully |
| 0:56.7 | bad 2001 sci-fi remake Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes? The Apes. |
| 1:03.0 | Yeah, this is the one where I was like, oh, Tim Burton can make bad movies. |
| 1:07.0 | Oh, no. |
| 1:08.0 | Yeah, it's not a good movie. |
| 1:10.0 | Because Mars attacks I don't like, |
| 1:12.0 | and I didn't even like it when I was a kid but I knew it wasn't for me like I was like this this is doing something it's not for me it's it could totally be good and all that stuff but the this one was just like oh no this is doing nothing this |
| 1:27.0 | is frightfully bad and it's also like much like that secret Tim Burton movie we talked about at the beginning of the summer blockbuster extra |
| 1:36.2 | This movie actually no that movie feels more like a Tim Burton movie than this movie |
| 1:40.4 | There is there's no trace of Tim Burton in this movie because he has no |
| 1:45.0 | things like he he likes the design interiors like yeah and there's not many |
| 1:49.8 | interiors in this film yeah but I mean even still with the costumes or something |
| 1:55.4 | there's nothing about this that says to me like Tim Burton made this movie other |
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