S4 Ep16: When Your Ex-Husband Loves Milk & Not Brushing His Teeth???

Two Idiot Girls

Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

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🗓️ 16 April 2024

⏱️ 76 minutes

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hiiiiiii freaksssss!!! we continued to read and giggle over all of the things y'all's exes did yet you stayed and we learned A LOT!! in this episode we talked about the controversial vanity planet spin brush, how to react when your bf lies about his height TO your face and iN front of company??, and why men are so against cleanliness!!!

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0:00.0	All right, friends, welcome back to another episode of two idiot girls.
0:13.6	Ooh!
0:15.6	How you doing?
0:18.6	Good.
0:20.6	Are you feeling cracky today? No, I told you my fucking stomach was hurting.
0:25.0	Oh yeah, but I did the Fofo, you got to let me do it again.
0:28.0	I feel better now.
0:30.0	Okay.
0:31.0	It felt better.
0:32.0	It felt better after that, and then it felt better when I was like drinking more water and kind of just chilling out
0:37.4	I just don't think I can eat hot Cheetos anymore
0:40.3	They've burnt a hole in there. Dude, I pay the price every time.
0:45.0	I thought switching to puffs would make it go away.
0:48.0	And I was wrong.
0:50.0	Maybe it's because the ones I got,
0:52.0	like the puffs I got recently were in a black bag, which they normally aren't, so I don't know if maybe they're just, maybe they're supercharged puffs.
1:00.0	They've rebranded. Oh, that's true. You're right. That is true. Okay, they're probably the same then. I think I've just you're just old. I've met. I've hit the limit. I've met your maker. I can't do it anymore. Every time I eat hot chips now, not anything spicy does that to me.
1:16.3	But for some reason those fucking radioactive chips when I like rake up the next morning my stomach hurts.
1:22.8	You guys in those Facebook videos run around of people like lighting a hot chito on fire
1:27.2	and it could just sit still.
1:29.1	My dad, he had a heyday and he was sending us that video every day.
1:32.4	God, don't eat these chips. They're radio. He had a heyday and he was sending us that video every day. God!
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