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Teachers Off Duty

S4 Ep16: Weird Things That Only Teachers Say

Teachers Off Duty

Bored Teachers

Comedy, Stand-up

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Teacher Talk You Won't Find Anywhere Else!

Welcome back to another episode of Teachers Off Duty, the podcast where the classroom meets comedy! I'm KC Mack, joined by the always fantastic Bri and Liz. This week, we're diving into the wild, weird, and wonderfully wacky world of things only teachers say. Trust us, you won't find these phrases in any other job!

As soon as that school bell rings, the adventure begins. But let's face it, our students sometimes seem like they're on a different planet. We've got a treasure trove of classic teacher sayings, from the perplexed "Why is this wet?" to the authoritative "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do!" We teachers sure have a way with words.

And let's not forget the infamous "teacher look" - that one glare that can silence a room faster than turning off the lights. We're breaking down how we master our teacher's voice while keeping the class in check (and our sanity intact). Ever had to explain why eating crayons doesn't lead to colorful outcomes? Yep, we've been there too.

So whether you're a teacher, know a teacher, or just love a good laugh, tune in to Teachers Off Duty and join us as we explore the unique, hilarious, and sometimes downright bizarre world of teacher talk. 

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey Best Friends, on this week's episode of Teachers Off Duty,

0:02.8

we were talking about all things that you only hear in the teacher profession.

0:06.0

To who's sprayed something, don't lick that.

0:08.3

Stop making animal noises.

0:10.0

Tune in, you don't want to miss it. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

0:25.0

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, What's up educators? Another wonderful episode to Teach

0:42.8

Off Duty Podcast. That's right. We are back again. We've been

0:46.5

rocking out all month with these two hilarious females to my right and to my

0:51.3

left. It is your man Casey Mac how you guys doing and who do we have here?

0:56.0

Hi I am Liz Block I'm on the board teachers comedy tour.

1:00.0

Happy to be here with my friends.

1:04.0

Why would just be laughing at nothing.

1:06.0

I love she so proper, I love it.

1:09.0

I love her.

1:10.0

And who do we have here. Not the auntie laugh.

1:17.0

Not the auntie laugh.

1:18.0

Not the auntie laugh.

1:19.0

I'm sorry, Casey, I'd be trying to be serious but you play it entirely too much.

1:23.4

I'm honesty-tra vibes.

1:24.9

Hey, now, honesty-su vibes.

1:26.5

Guys, listen, man, listen.

1:29.5

We're listening.

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