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The Toast

S4 Ep150: Ship Happens: Monday, August 23rd, 2021

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.333.9K Ratings

🗓️ 23 August 2021

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

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0:00.0

Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. Happy Monday to Bruno and Bruno only that's right.

0:08.0

The room is a true Bruno has made it to the toast you guys. He's so excited to be here. I'm so excited to happen.

0:14.0

I'm so proud of him this far in the way that he's behaving and carrying himself and really showing how good of a boy he really is.

0:22.0

100% he's very influenced by do. I think that.

0:25.0

Bruno has been watching the show in his downtime and he sees what do does around him and he's really just a do stand in.

0:33.0

Brew is looking so sexy, so cute, popular to boot. Bitch in great hair. The boys all up to stare.

0:41.0

So thank you for bringing him right now. It's a journey, especially in the rain. When you texted, I'm bringing brew.

0:46.0

I'm like, there's no way because the. Even if Bruno wasn't coming, I was not bringing the. Today because the rain is just someone knowing.

0:51.0

Oh, interesting. Well, my thought process was it's been about I think nine days since Bruno's.

0:56.0

So it's two lied. Yeah, so it's nine days of lies. So like obviously everybody's waiting for me to stop lying.

1:01.0

We need to get a chalkboard. It's been one day since Jackie lied.

1:05.0

Here it is. Today we're crossing it out. It's in zero days since you lied.

1:09.0

You did lie to us yesterday. Yeah, what we all hung out yesterday and you were like, I'm bringing Bruno and then you showed up sans Bruno.

1:15.0

I know because I was too concerned because of the rain and like I was just too concerned. It wasn't worth him being everywhere.

1:21.0

But today I was like, oh, it is raining. And also I wasn't like crazy about bringing him on Monday because we have so much like work to do and catching up.

1:28.0

He's so distracting. So I don't need him like running over to McPlan. He's by the he's so distracting. Like I'm not even looking at you by the way.

1:34.0

Right. That's like Friday stuff. So anyways, I was like, I'll bring him tomorrow. But he actually.

1:38.0

I was getting groomed tomorrow morning. He's busy as spa services. So he can't join us tomorrow. And I was like, I can't go like 11 days of Bruno's mom lying.

1:46.0

No, you can't be 11 days of a liar. No, so brew came today. And I'm so glad that he did. I mean, he was really nervous to come here.

1:54.0

He was nervous and excited because he was crying and wagging his tail. So that's like he's happy and sad at the same time.

2:00.0

And I think now that he's here, I mean, he knows mommy never brings him anywhere to our tourist.

2:04.0

And I think he feels comfortable here. It's just a nice space. It's a safe space. No, definitely. But I think he was like, where are we going?

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