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The Toast

S4 Ep136: Thank You Simon: Friday, July 30th, 2021

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.333.9K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2021

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

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0:00.0

Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast and have a happy Friday Friday. Gotta get down on Friday.

0:13.0

Everybody's looking forward to the weekend. Friday Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.

0:27.0

Party and party and party and fun, fun, fun, fun. Looking forward to the weekend. Happy Friday everyone. We did it.

0:41.0

We did it you guys. It's so exciting. Like it's here. It feels so good. Thank you for leading us into the weekend and song.

0:49.0

It's what I truly do best. It is what you do best and that's probably the longest version of the song that we've done.

0:54.0

It just really highlights the atrocity that is that song. No, it really highlights. Fun, fun, fun. I really am having fun looking forward to the weekend. How did she know?

1:06.0

Honestly, it's pretty on point. Speaking of on point, I'm wearing my hair up today which is like as you guys know, like a major trauma point for me.

1:15.0

And I just wanted to put it out there that I'm wearing my hair up and I just feel like people should be talking about it. I think that they should be too. And I just love that we're both wearing our hair up. We did not coordinate. And I just think it gives the show you know that Jenna Soquab like, oh these girls are so coordinated.

1:28.0

Yeah, you know, totally. And I really also just wanted to update everyone. I know I sound a little horse, but I am feeling better. I have first seen to diagnosis, which I think inherently makes you feel better. Like totally.

1:38.0

I have a little upper respiratory infection. So nothing crazy, just something a quick Z pack and fix. And is it an F pack? No, is it a G pack? No, is it an H pack? No, he's got it. Is it an eye pack? It's a Z pack. Do you guys know what that's from?

1:59.0

Quavangine Wallace on SNL? Kevin Hart on SNL in another skit. He does play Quavangine Wallace. It's confusing. Is it an F shirt? No, literally the best SNL. He does Quavangine and then he does this like weird commercial.

2:15.0

It's like an inside family joke. I don't think it's regarded as like a good episode of SNL. That episode lives rent free in my mind when he's like up in the camera lens. Is it an F shirt? And the other guys like, no, it's a Z shirt. And you have to wait till the end of the alphabet. It's such a good episode. Check it out.

2:36.0

Anyway, she's on an F pack. I'm excited for her and also I'm excited for you because I have a little gift for you. I'm going to bequeath to you. It's actually. You're going to bequeath. I'm just going to bequeath. Bequeath.

2:49.0

Bequeath. Another tick another tick tock joke. Would you like a queep in a pan? It's Mon Pots specialty. What? Yeah, I'm on like a dark side of tick tock now. This girl, Alina, I think her name is. She does these like fake skits where she runs a restaurant called Mon Pots Kitchen.

3:04.0

And she has these different specials. So she had a queep in a pan that like went viral and then she offered another special at her restaurant. Like a shart in a pan or something. Yeah, it's dark. Wow. So funny.

3:16.0

I'm a leaner's number one fan though. Okay, well, I'm just a messenger for this gift because it was gifted to me and then one was gifted to you. And I just wanted to give it to you on the show. So as you already know, and if you want to follow me and answer, I mean, you know that I have an influencer play date with influencers to be a la court yesterday. Super jealous.

3:31.0

And we spoke about her on the show a few weeks ago because I was influenced by herself Tanner and then she messaged me because she's a toaster and she's like, oh my god, dying. They talked about me on the toes and the blue mascara. And so she brought me blue mascara. I noticed you were wearing blue mascara.

3:43.0

I am wearing the blue mascara today because I was like, oh my god, I'm gonna wear tomorrow. It literally looks perfect on you. And she gave me one to give to you. Oh my god, that is she's so nice.

3:52.0

Crazy generous, right? Bad gal bang benefit. Like so expensive. I actually do follow her on TikTok. I know that benefit center like more than she ever knew what to deal with. So I'm so glad she's got something to do with that by giving them to us.

4:06.0

Can I try it on? Yeah, it looks really good on you. I feel like my features are like too dark for it to show up. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, because I put it on my blonde lashes. I didn't put on mascara first. And you redheads have like the perfect.

4:17.0

Oh, this is what Sophia said. So let's see. I'm also wearing mascara, which is not helpful. No, but it's definitely showing up. That's so cool.

4:29.0

I'm so so feel. Oh my god. Oh, it looks really cool. I'm so so so feel a court. You really are. Is that so feel a court? I'm co-hosting with. Yeah, two redheads. All right. Well, I'm just going to finish applying this because so feel a court told me to.

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