Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. Happy Monday. Monday should be dreary, but they ain't because today

We are celebrating our 700th episode of the morning toast, which is

Quite nuts, honestly quite nuts and by the way, I'm here too

Hey everyone, I'm back. I missed you all so much. So excited to be back on the toast so excited for our 700th episode

We have obviously done so many episodes, but we really don't celebrate our big milestones

No, and I don't know just like 700 felt different. It's so many episodes really feel like we've done more really

No, like in a year-ish. Well, we had a thousand

Like I'm not gonna be a thousand. Yeah, depending. We don't get canceled

We should be a thousand now. I feel like we've literally done so many we've done so many

But we've done 700 and that's a lot of episodes. Yeah, okay, so I'm feeling super proud

I'm also I'm mostly proud that we've done 700 episodes and we still have stuff to talk about and the show

Is still good funny

No more relevant than ever. Funnier than ever charting than ever like yeah, no, no, no

Sickening than ever. No, I agree like honestly the fact that and of course some episodes are more full than others

But there's never really been a day where we truly have nothing to talk about even when there is nothing to talk about in the world

And sometimes like having nothing to talk about is something to talk about

No, we have made having nothing to talk about until full segment mylessness a hundred percent

So the creativity knows no bounds, but today's episode is not mindless because we have so much to catch up on like obviously the news of the weekend

The last week I wasn't here missed you all so dearly

I was on Friday's episode and we did do a patreon so I do feel a little caught up and up to speed

But I just feel like I have so much making up to do no, it's it's been a journey here without you and we're so I think I speak on behalf of everyone

We're so thrilled and relieved to have you back. Okay. I have too confirmed. What about you? Yep. Yeah, okay everyone's happy

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