Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. It is inauguration day here in America, but more importantly, it is hump day.

And Theo is here to celebrate alongside me and to let us get out our hump day frustrations on him by humping him.

I know. It's so it's always nice when it's hump day obviously.

But the fact that it's a short week just continues to pay off and surprise and delight. And it's just so fabulous. I hope everyone is enjoying their short week.

Yeah, no, I definitely am even though like not to be annoying, but it could be shorter. It could be a little short.

Let's get off that Friday. Two, three days. Like it could definitely be shorter. That's trim off the Friday. It is a Wednesday though. And the news is just cycling about lots of bachelor's online.

We have to talk about today. We have dear toasters. We have Cameron West Scott interview at the end of the episode, which is just iconic, beautiful standing in smart. She's a queen, which will also be recapping real house as a douse before that.

So just like stay tuned for an adventure. Stay tuned for an adventure. Also today's a big day for me because I'm getting my hair cut today. You are? Yeah. What do you do? I'm just doing like cut off all the split ends like in dead ends. People like comment on my Instagram telling me like my ends look split. Like it's so fucking rude. That's so hard of all.

It's so hard for but they're not wrong. But also it's a testament to the type of camera using because it's obviously so high quality. Our people seeing your split ends on Instagram 100%.

So I'm getting like a trim of all the dead ends. And then I'm also going to do a lot of layers. But you know the decision hasn't been made yet. Like convinced me otherwise convinced me to do an arm.

I mean, I love you. Do you want to do that? Do you want to petition for any sort of haircut for me? You know, I was a really, really big champion and lobbyist of your Bob.

And I wanted you to bring it back for so many years. But I think I've actually sat on it long enough and I'm glad you didn't do it because I don't think it's the right cut for you right now. I think you're you're not there yet. Yeah. No, I'm not there yet. I will go back to the Bob.

But I would love something drastic like a shoulder. Me too like a curtain bank. No, I don't know. That's just not my vibe whatsoever. And it looks good on my own. Let's knit have her moment. Yeah, but I don't I don't hate the idea of doing something major.

I know. So I really am just going to like sit back. I'm going to give a an idea of what I'm looking for. But also say, do you think is best? Yeah. You know, I want to walk out with something that I didn't expect, which is never where you want from a haircut.

But just goes to show how bored we are. Yeah, but like I have a lot of post-traumatic stress disorder from haircuts of you know of lives past. And I now always go into a haircut with like very specific instructions. I don't want to leave here crying.

And I don't want to lie and say I like it when I actually go home and cry. But me too, but just like I want to look at something different in the mirror every day. Like that's how much I'm just craving a change.

You know, your hair is really long. You're getting to like the mole woman phase. Yeah. And that's when it's time. So I'm really excited because I don't even like really style it for the show anymore.

I just like put it behind my ears or put it in a bun. So I'm excited to have like an actual haircut and not just hair. No, that's crazy. Yeah. So that's really exciting. And other than that, I went to the dentist yesterday. All good. All good, which was really surprising because I was having some pain. But.

Oh, and then we recorded a fabulous patron episode that you could check out a patreon.com slash morning to us a little Q and A new year new questions new us. Yes, very good stuff. People are asking some good questions.

Oh, my legs are sore. I'm like, I've been finding new ways to sit on this couch that like make my boots look cool. You know what our boots look so cool yesterday, both of us. So I am recreating my position for me yesterday. And it's really not comfortable. Yeah, but you know beauty is pain. I know. But just like being this beautiful all the time. It's a lot of work. And that's a lot of pain.

And being not only this beautiful, but also a published author into minus six days. Girl, then a job, the crazy beautiful life of an Instagram thirst monster now available for pre-order at anywhere they sell books, ebooks, audiobooks and hardcover books.

I read a little excerpt on the toast yesterday. You got any feedback was like Maverick coming out of the woodwork being like, Claudia, I loved you back a bunch of people like who I know personally who listened to the toast. They're like, who's Maverick? I change a lot of people's name in the book just because I did not want those phone calls like or text messages coming in for people.

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