Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast and happy hum. Oh, no, that's my Friday one. Yep. Sorry. Fuck.

Good morning. Welcome back to the morning toast. Happy hump day. We're so excited to be back in studio with the oh on hump day celebrating the art of

Humming the art of Humming the art of getting over the hump, which is what we're here to do today because you know once today show is over then we're closer to

Thursday and we're just crawling towards that weekend. Y'all and that would be a good time to let everyone know that there is no show on Friday because it's a summer Friday. I have a bachelor at party and we are going to town. Woohoo. I'm really excited about this weekend. I haven't had like a girl a girl weekend. Girl a girl weekend in a while. So it's going to be really fun. I have them all the time and I just have to say like you're going to have the best time. No, I'm really quite looking forward to it. So thank you so much. So that like I might even crash. Yeah, you never know what could happen. I mean, I have

you know, last minute business trip to take on Thursday, which was perfect timing for you needing to take Friday off, but we're just. I can't stress this enough. We're living in a post pandemic world. Do not look for me. I cannot be found. Right, but prior post or during pandemic like it's a summer Friday and we're going to make the most of it. Also, we made the decision. So last year we took the month of August off, which we loved so much and then this year we were toying with the idea of doing that again. But instead we decided to keep August normal.

But then like feel free to take sporadic days here and there. So you'll be getting shows in August on like last year, but we're just going to use some of our PTO. Yeah, I'm going to make my schedule flexible. Yeah, very flexible summer schedule. So happy.

Humpty to you. I'm having a day. Oh, please share a Cleveland day. A Cleveland day. I just have to share and it doesn't seem like a big deal. But like I'm such a principled person and I follow the law.

So I was just like I had such an annoying morning like I decided to walk here, which is never a good decision, but it's gorgeous out.

65 light breeze between my thighs. Feels great. And okay, so and I believe this is how it is in literally every state in America, but I'm not fully equipped on the traffic laws in other states.

So I was crossing the street. I had the little walking man. Okay, and the avenue running perpendicular. No, no, running parallel to me.

Was also going down because that's how it works. I walk you walk where parallel. Somebody from the avenue went to make a right onto the street that I was currently crossing.

I still have the right of way. Correct as a pedestrian. So I'm riding my business listening to last train home by John Mayer, crossing the street when this big fucking Bronco hunks at me. And like first of all, it's very disarming to hear a honk.

Like when you're standing right in front of the car, it's so loud and just like hits you in the middle of your chest. Not only did I get honked incorrectly. So I look at him and I'm like,

what? Because like, I needed I wanted to give him a second to realize he was wrong. I had the fucking right of way. He doubled down. And I could have just kept ignoring it because he wasn't going to run me over.

He was just standing in front of me fucking honking. But I just, you know what something switch goes on? And I got so fucking angry.

Literally, I went, I bent and like I squat in front of the car and I'm like, let me move my back from that back. Stop honking.

Why did you need to squat? Because I wanted to look at my I level. I was standing. He was sitting in the car. You know what I mean?

Who's it a low car? Kind of. Whatever. You're getting hooked on the wrong fucking piece of information.

Okay. Okay. No, I just kind of put my hands on my knees just to like give some, you know. Okay. So I'm like, stop honking.

And he's pointing to the little man walking like as if he's trying to show me I'm wrong. And I'm like, what do you, I want to

him to get out and just go to it for talent? What are you trying to say with these honks? Because I'm correct. I have the right of why I understand

pedestrian laws. You don't. And I had been in the back of my head because I always take things to the next level. And then it's like why are you fighting with

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