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Teachers Off Duty

S4 Ep10: Things Students Do That Drive Us Nuts!

Teachers Off Duty

Bored Teachers

Comedy, Stand-up

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2023

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

That moment when teachers lose their sanity

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It's time for another episode of the Teachers Off Duty podcast, and you won't want to miss this one. Join your favorite hosts KC Mack, Gabe Dannenbring, and Jess Smith, as we dive deep into the student shenanigans that drive us absolutely bonkers!

We'll tackle the age-old mystery of why some students seem to believe that jamming their pencils into the pencil sharpener is a form of art. And don't even get us started on the invasion of personal space – it's the absolute worst!

🍽️ We will then be dishing out the world of annoying noises, from the crashing of Hydro Flasks to students interrupting Jess mid-lesson. If you think that's annoying, just wait till we get started on students snacking away in class and the struggle of teaching a class that feels blander than plain oatmeal.

🤣 So, my irritated teacher colleagues, join us on this laugh-inducing, eye-rolling journey through the classroom chaos where we discuss the Things That Students Do That Drive Us Nuts.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's up? Welcome to another episode of Teacher's Off-Duty Podcast.

0:03.5

And on today's episode, we're going to be talking about things that students do

0:06.9

that make teacher angry. We're going to be talking about things like pencil sharpeners,

0:11.4

uh, students cursing us out and dropping water bottles on the ground. You don't want to miss it.

0:30.0

Hey, what's up educators? What's up educators? Welcome to another episode of the Teacher's Off-Duty

0:47.6

Podcast. The board teaches comedy tour, take over, back for another week, and we have my favorite

0:54.1

people on earth. What? It's your man, Kacey Mac. Let me give me off the way. Kacey Mac, yeah,

0:59.2

yeah, yeah, whatever. Tell who you are. I'm Gif Dana Bring. I know. Happy to be back.

1:04.4

They know. They know. No, it's so funny because we're like, like, you know, when you first joined

1:12.8

the board, Teacher's Family, Teacher Off-Duty Family, it was so funny because everybody's like,

1:15.6

oh my god, the hot teacher, the hot teacher, oh my god. And so it's so funny like my nurse.

1:21.3

The nurse in my school, she was like, you work with the hottest teacher. But I'm like,

1:27.8

who? Devin? No, the other one. Vinny? No, who? And then she showed me, but I was like, oh, yeah.

1:37.3

Well, you know, it's, uh, I've worked really hard for this facial structure, you know. I put a lot

1:44.0

of a lot of time, energy and sweat into the genetics that I have. So if it weren't for all this

1:50.1

hard work, you know, it wouldn't, uh, wouldn't have paid off. Oh, baby sis, big sis, mother.

1:58.5

Oh, I love that. You represent all of them. It sounds like a Southern family right there.

2:04.0

No, I'm kidding. I'm all of them. My mom is sister.

2:09.1

Can't decide which one I want to be. Uh, yeah, I'm Jess Smith. Teacher Tales of Miss Smith.

2:15.6

I love you. I love being here. I'm so excited. Jess puts it down, man. If you've been watching

2:20.3

board teachers and you definitely, uh, are a fan of her work because you, you're content. You

2:25.0

just put it out. You, I love that, that was a Jess with the hot mess. The hot mess teacher express.

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