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found in the episode description. Meet Dale Elliott. This retired former lifeguard is no stranger to the sea. These days, he spends most of his time cruising around the world, and he's got the fridge to prove it.

Yeah, this one here is Nassau. That one, Sitka, Alaska, this one's Paris. You know, I'm pretty sure I have the magnets from just about every place you can dock a cruise ship. I got more on the fridge in my garage if you want to see. But despite trading in his

red lifeguard swim trunks for a pair of sandals in a Hawaiian shirt, Dale has never stopped

keeping an eye out on swimmers. Last Sunday, while taking his usual evening stroll on the beach,

two swimmers caught his eye.

Yeah, yeah, I could see the two of them. They were bobbing up and down and dipping in and out

the surf. It's just, you know, textbook distress signals. So right away, I knew something is wrong.

While onlookers stood by, Elliott sprang into action, sprinting across the sand and charging

into the crashing waves fully clothed,

ultimately pulling 28-year-old Laura Bishop and her sister Jessica to safety.

I was pulling them back on the beach, and once I got them to safety, I took a look and I realized,

hey, both these women are pregnant.

Just one week later, that dramatic double rescue earned Elliott a major milestone and recognition from the city.

For his heroic actions and for officially making 100 lifetime rescues, we dedicate this plaque to Dale Elliott.

A celebration for an incredible achievement.

But just outside City Hall, another kind of storm was brewing.

Life begins a fur.

Life begins a fur.

Demonstrators disputing Dale's milestone soon arrived on the scene,

with pro-choice activists saying the two unborn fetuses shouldn't count towards Dale's total record.

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