The Big Tasty is back at McDonald's, but now it's a double.

It's the beefiest Big Tasty of all time ever!

Oh, got a bit intense there. The new Double Big Tasty, now at McDonald's.

Available to the 4th of Jan, 2026, from 11 a.m.

Price and participation may vary, subject to availability.

Yeah, yeah, what do you want? Beak or jaws, feathers or fur, sharp teeth or feet with claws,

whatever's preferred. They'll grant you all last request to steady your nerves, then podcast

the body parts get severed and served. Bring your weak shit where the wolf are nowler. That ain't just a mistake.

That's an awful howler. Both of them are known to pull up at your shows. Have the crowd witness in a murder like they rolled in with a gang of crows. Fuck their censorship. Let them see the whole thing. They stay dressed to kill. Never sheep's clothing. Dark enough to turn the sun to the moon. you'll see nothing

All your ears

I huffer puff and a

Expect killings

Red spilling and flesh ripping

And Dark enough to turn the sun to the moon, you'll see nothing, all your hears a huff, a puff and a

expect killings, red spilling and flesh ripping, impressive in it, the death bringing its head spinning,

just kidding, every word in his song's about two grown men dressed up as a bird and a dog.

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas, friends.

Christmas Eve, brother.

It's the Christmas Eve episode of the wolf and fucking owl.

What's up?

Oh, mate.

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