S4 Ep. 5 - Hope Bloats
Dungeons and Daddies
Dungeons and Daddies
4.9 • 11.2K Ratings
🗓️ 7 April 2026
⏱️ 71 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Dungeons and Daddy's is a rowdy, horny, violent podcasts for grown-ups. |
| 0:05.1 | Content warnings can be found in the episode description. |
| 0:12.5 | So listen, we was heading out from McFadden Gate to the No Zone to find my granddaughter, Lila, |
| 0:23.2 | four of us on our stolen spaceship. |
| 0:29.3 | Didn't see the first sharks for about three seconds, space sharks, 13 footers. |
| 0:31.8 | As we waved to them, said hello. |
| 0:41.9 | And the idea was the sharks would help us cover the ship in scrap and wreck wreckage and we would start sneaking and creeping and prowling across the no zone. |
| 0:44.1 | And the sharks would be on their way. You are listening to a free trial of ambient fishing boat noises volume one. |
| 0:47.8 | But they didn't go away. |
| 0:49.8 | Those space sharks, they look right into you. |
| 0:54.6 | Right into your eyes. |
| 0:56.9 | You know the thing about a space sharp? |
| 1:00.8 | Got big cute eyes, like a puppy's eyes when he comes out of your tail wagging, begging for scraps. |
| 1:09.3 | And, uh, hey Dale. What's up, Dale? |
| 1:12.2 | Oh, hey, Scrabby, wreckage. I'm just making a little audio diary about meeting you too. |
| 1:16.2 | Oh, that's nice. Oh. |
| 1:18.2 | Grandpa, I told you we just escaped an IBS capital ship. We're running silent. No talking. |
| 1:23.1 | Oh, sorry, Lila. |
| 1:24.5 | Sorry. Yeah, I bet Lila. |
| 1:27.2 | I hate you two. Oh, why bet Lila. I hate YouTube. |
| 1:29.0 | Oh, do you hate us? |
| 1:30.7 | We like you so much. |
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