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Wolf & Owl with Romesh Ranganathan and Tom Davis

S4 Ep 48: Celebrity Warhammer & A Birthday Cake Calamity

Wolf & Owl with Romesh Ranganathan and Tom Davis

Ranga Bee & Platform Media

Comedy

4.84.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

We’re talking… Drake and Kim Kardashian playing Dungeons & Dragons, Henry Cavill’s Warhammer obsession, stressful Lego builds, The Simpsons and Friends golden eras, Back To The Future on the What Went Wrong podcast, Sloth from the Goonies, Forrest Gump in Philadelphia, Grace’s big birthday party, a unicorn cake disaster, Tom Fletcher’s songs for the Paddington musical, a Royal Variety Performance, the brilliant Nick Helm and winter work-out struggles. For questions or comments, please email us at wolfowlpod@gmail.com - we’d love to hear from you. Instagram - @wolfowlpod TikTok - @wolfowlpodcast YouTube - www.youtube.com/WolfandOwlPodcast Merch & Mailing List - https://wolfandowlpod.com A Mighty Ranga Production Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Think about cheese.

0:02.0

Make your thoughts cheesier.

0:04.2

Now add 100% chicken breast fillet,

0:06.3

Chipotle sauce and Amadea cheese melt.

0:08.3

And it's giving the new cheesy chicken stack at McDonald's.

0:12.0

Did we mention it's cheesy?

0:13.9

Cheese.

0:15.8

Availments at the 4th of Jan, 2026 from 11 a.m.

0:18.1

Plus and participation may vary.

0:19.2

Subjects availability.

0:38.7

Yeah. Yeah, what do you want? Beak or jaws, feathers or fur, sharp teeth or feet with claws, whatever's preferred. They'll grant you all last request to steady your nerves. Then podcast or body parts get severed and serked. Bring your weak shit where the wolf and owl are. That ain't just a mistake. That's an awful howler. Both of them are known to pull up at your shows. Have the crowd witness in a murder like they rolled in with a gang of crows. Fuck their censorship. Let them see the whole thing. They stay dressed to kill. Never sheep's clothing. Dark enough to turn the sun to the moon. you'll see nothing All your ears I huffer puff and a Expect killings Red spilling and flesh ripping

0:58.0

And dark enough to turn the sun to the moon, you'll see nothing, all your hears a huff, a puff, and the

0:54.7

expect killings, red spilling and flesh ripping, impressive in it, the death bringing its head spinning,

1:00.8

just kidding, every word in his song's about two grown men dressed up as a bird and a dog.

1:06.7

Hello and welcome to the, what you're going on my God for?

1:16.6

The woman's voice who does this meeting is being recorded is completely changed. Oh yeah, that's true, yeah, I noticed that.

1:18.6

Yeah, before she was like, this meeting is being recorded.

1:21.6

And now she's like, this meeting is being recorded.

1:25.6

Would you like to have the meeting?

1:31.8

I would like it recorded.

1:35.8

You got like a kind of like,

1:37.6

that's like Kim Kardashian when she's done, kind of.

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