Yo, what do you want, beak or jaws, feathers or fur, sharp teeth or feet with claws,

whatever's preferred.

They'll grant you all last request to steady your nerves, then podcast the body parts get severed and served.

Bring your weak shit where the wall for now, la.

That ain't just a mistake, that's an awful howler.

Both of them are known to pull up at your shows. Have the crowd witnessing a murder like they rolled in with a gang of crows. Fuck their censorship. Let them see the whole thing. They stay dressed to kill. Never sheep's clothing. Dark enough to turn the sun to the moon. You'll see nothing. All your hear's a huffer puff and a expect killings red spilling and flesh ripping

impressive in it the death bringing his head spinning

just kidding every word in his song's about two grown men

dressed up as a bird and a dog

oh hello there and welcome to the Wolf

and Al podcast it's the Wolf

Tom Davis and the Al Romish rang and Nathan

and we're here today to talk to you about various bits and pieces. Welcome to the world for now.

I'm feeling pretty good about myself today because yesterday morning, I landed at Heathrow Airport at 8 o'clock in the morning

quarter to 8 I was at BBC Radio 2 by 9.

Do they call that flight the Red Eye by the way? No, isn't the Red Eye from New York to LA?

I don't know. Okay, I thought it was like a night... What I don't like about these questions is,

you know, the dynamic of this is that I'm the smart one

and you're the dumb ass, you know?

Let's boil it down to its constituent parts.

But then when you ask follow-up questions like that,

it really does reveal that I am arguably thicker than you are. Do you know what I mean? Because who's... I mean, I'm very happy to be the donkey to your Shrek. Who's the thick one? The one that pretends he knows everything or the one that's actually courageous enough to ask questions when he doesn't know? You know, that's the truth of it. You're somebody that is open enough to ask questions, whereas I sort of just muddle along and I'm pretending that I know. I do. I think the red eye, you might be right. I do think it might be there. I, uh, the gaps in my historical knowledge are remarkable. You know, sometimes when people talk about... What are you struggling with? No, just generally, when people talk about like, when people go, oh, you know, that's very Edwardian, that.

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