S4 Ep 27: The Scorpion & A Spudgun
Wolf & Owl with Romesh Ranganathan and Tom Davis
Ranga Bee & Platform Media
4.8 • 4.5K Ratings
🗓️ 9 July 2025
⏱️ 56 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Yo, what do you want, beak or jaws, feathers or fur, sharp teeth or feet with claws, |
| 0:09.0 | whatever's preferred. |
| 0:10.0 | They'll grant you all last request to steady your nerves, then podcast the body parts get severed and served. |
| 0:15.0 | Bring your weak shit where the wall for now, la. |
| 0:17.0 | That ain't just a mistake, that's an awful howler. |
| 0:20.0 | Both of them are known to pull up at your shows. Have the crowd witnessing a murder like they rolled in with a gang of crows. Fuck their censorship. Let them see the whole thing. They stay dressed to kill. Never sheep's clothing. Dark enough to turn the sun to the moon. You'll see nothing. All your hear's a huffer puff and the expect killings red spilling and flesh ripping |
| 0:37.9 | impressive in it the death bringing his head spinning |
| 0:40.4 | just kidding every word in his song's about two grown men |
| 0:43.5 | dressed up as a bird and a dog |
| 0:45.0 | dog |
| 0:45.1 | hello and welcome to the wall for now |
| 0:50.5 | welcome to the wall for now |
| 0:52.3 | welcome to the wall for now it's not I feel like I've not spoken to you for ages. For ages. My guy. It feels a while. It does feel the beat. Yeah. That's a nice. It's a cool way of saying, isn't it? It feels a beat. It's been a minute. It's been a minute, my guy. My guy, I'm staging the beat. Um, how are you? How are you? Good. I'm all right, bro. You want to say, I'm all right. You know what? This rivalry with wasps, nay, insects, I got a really bad bite yesterday, bro. I saw it on your Instagram. It's almost pointless doing this podcast because I'm completely up to date with everything that's happened in your life. But anyway, go on. You're not everything. Like, so listen, we're at, Grace had a teddy bear's picnic for her nursery. I turn up. I'm very much excited to be there. I'm surprised. I'm going to be honest with, first of, I've got to do with my surprise that you've been invited to a teddy bears picnic. |
| 1:48.0 | I don't think I know exactly how they operate, so what's the deal with? |
| 1:54.0 | The teddy bears sort of takes into stage along with the kids. |
| 1:57.0 | Parents are very much just spectators. |
| 2:00.0 | Great, grace. By the way, listen, very much just spectators. Great, Grace. |
| 2:01.9 | By the way, listen, before we carry on, all right, I love Grace, as you know. |
| 2:07.8 | I consider her family, as I do yourself and care of. |
| 2:12.3 | I've had to spectate on some pretty shit stuff as a parent. |
| 2:15.7 | But the idea of turning up to be in the crowd for a |
| 2:21.0 | teddy bear's picnic, that is, I mean, that's pushing the love of your child to the absolute |
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