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What's up, parents and teachers, and welcome to another episode of Keeping Up with the Kids. Today we're going to be tackling the new story on every tween's mind, the Sandemus Convention Center Kidnappings. During a semi-final e-sports, e-sports are like basketball, but on a computer, see description from my other video. Fermi Paradox match. The Fermi Paradox is a scientific theory and also a video game. The entirety of the... Video games are like e-sports, but they aren't always sports. Sports are moving around, but with points. A team known as the Paradoxers was seemingly ripped from the convention center in an instant, along with the game's host, some random guy, and oddly the grandparents of the players. Grandparents are your parents' parents. The last thing the remaining attendees remember was a man in a hazmat suit throwing something to the ground. The next thing they knew, the rear wall of the conference room was all but destroyed, and the kids and their grandparents were long gone. Convention center footage shows the crowd sitting completely frozen while the others left the building in quite a hurry. Some witnesses in the parking lot said they saw a station wagon lift into the air and ascend into space. But that sounds like bullshit.

Bullshit was the original word for fake news.

So if you see your kids suddenly stop and remain still with that explanation, don't worry.

That's just a new fad called the Sandemus Freeze.

Remember to like and subscribe, and I'll see you right back here next week for a brand new video.

Lil'Naz X and Queer Country.

Queer is an okay word for gay again. Welcome to Dungeons and Daddies, or perhaps we should say grandpas and galaxies, a grand space papra, about four gilts who take to the stars to rescue their grandkids and perhaps the entire universe.

I got to say, best intro yet in the process.

Wow.

This is a D&D 5E campaign with, is it an expansion?

What is it?

I guess a conversion.

The conversion is called dark matter.

It adds sci-fi to D&D in case you're wondering what we're doing here.

And my name is Freddie Wong.

I play Ashley Birch.

Ashley with a knee and Birch like the tree.

Born in 64, I am the youngest boomer.

If you were wondering how long it took for that to get stuck in my head irreversibly,

it was the second time you said, Ashley with a knee, Birch like the tree.

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