Hello, two wheelers of the internet. Welcome to another episode of the high-side low-side podcast. My name is Zach Hortz with me as always is

Spurgeon Dunbar. Buckle up everybody because this is a podcast of motorcycle records. It's true. We have gone to the mother of all record keepers, the Guinness Bookable Records website, and we have a slew of different motorcycle records that were broken down in different categories.

We've each picked different records that we want to talk about. We're going to debate them and we're going to have some fun. Important note here is that all the records on the Guinness Book of World Records. World Records website is completely up to date, so these are all current records that we're going to be discussing today.

That's what it says, although the website does have a feel of like one that, you know, your uncle made in 1999 or something, doesn't it? The Guinness Book Website is not a famously slick website.

Some of the ones that I picked actually said like this record was then broken in 1993 and I'm like, but it's the one that's listed as the top record. So I say that very loosely. We will explain anything that we think might be out of whack.

We've got some bones to pick, but it's their claim. Guinness Book World website, they say that everything's up to date.

It's also more just about the stories, too, right? There's just a pretty absurd story. We got some great springboards to talk about motorcycle today. I'm excited about it.

And a quick note, just going to be Spurge and me today. So no guests to come in and balance out this insanity, just the two of us. So I hope that's okay with everyone.

As usual, we're going to talk about viewer and listener comments and we're going to give away some t-shirts.

We're going to talk about the news. We're also going to talk about the news. So don't forget that.

It's a record-breaking news segment as well. Actually, it's true. We planned that perfectly.

Wasn't an accident at all. So first, a tip of the cap to our friends at Motul who allow us to chase this silly podcast dream that you people seem to enjoy now and again.

So we know that Motul makes all kinds of goodies for motorcycles, oils, loobs, and so on. There's sort of, there's a long list of things that they make.

But what you might not know is that Motul sent Zach and I a giant box of goodies, actually two giant boxes of goodies. And really it's more than either here I can use in the next couple of months,

unless we just start changing our oil every 500 miles and nobody wants to do that.

I didn't actually, how much did they send us? I'm actually just getting this information.

Yeah, so I sent you a couple of pictures of this the other day because it's all over my garage. There's all this of the Motul sent.

So like plenty, like, like, plenty of oil, plenty of cleaners, plenty of loobs. So we've got a lot of it. We want to share.

So, so update. Spurgeon has a lot of Motul product. Zach has zero Motul product as it stands. But anyway, the point is it's in the mail.

It's in the mail collectively. Collectively, we're not going to hog it all for ourselves. And we thought because Motul allows us to make this podcast.

And because you folks out there listen to it and seem to enjoy it now and again, we would give away a care package to a lucky listener in the name of a charity.

Yeah, so just so everyone's clear, because this is something that's just been announced.

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