S4 E40 - You Are The Table Bruv (with Chanté Joseph and Steff Todd)
Love Island: The Debrief
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🗓️ 13 August 2021
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
Chanté Joseph is popping her The Morning After cherry today! She is one of the queens of the Love Island TL and we are so happy she's on the podcast to help us debrief from last night's episode.
Anyone else needing to do some controlled breathing exercises to get their heart rate back to normal after that challenge? We saw our Islanders shimmy on down in their finest sexy outfits to try and get each other's hearts racing - and they were IMPRESSIVE. Does anyone know someone who works at the BAFTAs because Toby deserves a nomination for that superhero dance. The character development, the storyline... the EMOTION. Bravo, sir.
Kyler made it *exclusive* last night. We're so happy to see them loved up! AND they got a trip to the hideaway - cue sexy outfits and heavy breathing.
Liberty has a funny feeling in her gut about Jake... is he genuine? Is he putting it on for the cameras? Has she got the ick because his favourite colour is grey? Only time will tell - and that time is 9pm tonight on ITV2, because by the looks of that preview there will be a tense conversation between them in tonight's episode.
And, of course, our lovely friend Steff Todd is here for our weekly dose of impressions. Good news is there are no Scots left in there so there's less chance that Kem's going to do his accent. Small mercies.
If you want to get involved, you know what to do - tweet us using #LoveIslandPodcast and we might read it out here tomorrow morning!
Just going to save you a bit of time: it's Love Island Series 3, Episode 33 - 33 minutes and 57 seconds. You're welcome.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Ariel? |
| 0:02.0 | You're using the voice you always use when you want something from me. What is it? |
| 0:05.1 | Nothing. I actually accept one fee. |
| 0:07.9 | Just come out with it. Come on. |
| 0:09.1 | Do you have a hand towel I can borrow? |
| 0:10.7 | No. No way. There's absolutely no chance. |
| 0:14.3 | I'm going to let you scribble over my hand towels. It's a waste. |
| 0:16.8 | Do you know how much? Like a thought when it's designing the colour scheme in my bathroom? |
| 0:20.0 | I'm not letting anyone use it for some sort of like love actually, like romantic gesture. |
| 0:24.3 | Oh, I actually just need to dry my hand, Erad. |
| 0:26.4 | There's no paper towels left in the bathroom. |
| 0:28.5 | Love Island, the morning after. |
| 0:30.4 | Ken, I hope you're warming up your book of course. |
| 0:32.2 | Do some impressions because we have the lovely staff Todd. |
| 0:34.6 | He's going to be joining us later on in the podcast. |
| 0:36.3 | As always, he's been... |
| 0:37.2 | Do you know what? I'm not sure about my impressions anymore. |
| 0:39.8 | I just feel like they're kind of downed. |
| 0:41.1 | But one thing I do know is that Shantae Joseph is here right now. |
| 0:44.7 | Hello, how are you? |
| 0:45.6 | Oh, hello. |
| 0:46.9 | What are you guys doing? I'm so excited to be here. |
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