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SitcomD&D

S4 E4: The Infiltration | Seb's Attempt

SitcomD&D

Headgum

Dungeons And Dragons, Leisure, Sitcom, Improv, Comedy

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2023

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

In an attempt to infiltrate Glass Castle and rescue Chalice, Seb tries out to become a Royal Strong Boy (aka the crown's version of a very dispensable secret service agent).

And although he's the smallest person at the try out by far, what he lacks in physical prowess, he makes up for in heart.

Starring: Erin Keif, Waleed Mansour, Elizabeth Andrews, Sean Coyle, and Ben Briggs

Featuring: Jesse Kendall & Hailey Palmer

Theme Song by: Arne Parrott

Artwork by: Waleed Mansour

Story Concept by: Waleed Mansour & Sean Coyle

Edited by: Grace Harper

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0:00.0

This is a headgum podcast.

0:08.0

When you said silence, it was kind of sounded like you were taking a mutiny of this.

0:13.0

You're like, silence.

0:14.1

I'm fine.

0:16.5

I can't wait for the inevitable sitcom D&D mutiny against Sean.

0:20.4

We're going to make them walk the plank.

0:22.1

Oh, yeah.

0:22.5

Hasn't that happened and doesn't that happen every episode we record?

0:26.4

Basically.

0:27.2

That's right.

0:27.3

Not in a way that's fully satisfying.

0:29.8

At some point, we really got to go big.

0:51.2

Welcome. Welcome back to sitcom D&D, a real-played Dungeons and Dragons podcast recorded in front of a fake studio audience previously on sitcom D&D.

0:57.3

Well, Chalice has been taken against her own will by the crown so sab beef jennifer and chip all attempted to covertly raft into the castle grounds via the aqueduct system that runs underneath

1:02.3

fraser but the king was one step ahead of them and thwarted this attempt so our cast has since decided

1:08.6

that the safest most discreet way they could try and get the chalice is by splitting up and going through the employee entrance.

1:16.2

Last episode, we got Chip's perspective as he raced fast and furiously with a new crew to try to get closer to chalice.

1:23.4

In the episode before that, we, of course, got Beef's perspective as he attempted to get to Chalice by earning the number one butler rank in Glass Castle.

1:32.7

Unfortunately, both Chip and Beef's attempts ended with them apprehended.

1:37.6

But there's still hope because today we'll be picking up in the same place and at the same time as our last two episodes.

1:43.6

But this time around,

1:45.3

we'll be seeing the day through Seb's perspective. Remember, we're picking up in the line

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