S4 E25 - ValedicKtorian (with Oloni)
Love Island: The Debrief
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🗓️ 27 July 2021
⏱️ 28 minutes
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Summary
Absolute megababe Oloni is here this morning to help Kem and Arielle debrief last night's Casa Amor action (well, the boys got some action... the girls less so)
It's what we've all been waiting for... twelve fit new Islanders have landed, but are they going to turn any heads? Let's be honest... they probably will. There were a lot of snogs and quite a few flirty chats - it's all to play for, and we are HOOKED.
Who's going to go into that new hideaway? Who will be sleeping outside? Will there be a scandalous postcard? EEEEK.
It's Monday so it's time for Crush Club! We want to get you coupled up in real life - so email us on themorningafter@itv.com if you have a crush that you want us to shout out on the podcast next week.
Tweet us at #LoveIslandPodcast - and while you're there, head to @LoveIsland and make your predictions of which couples are going to survive Casa Amor, and you could be in with the chance of winning some Love Island merch. Good thing Kem has been so bad at predictions this year, because he's deffo not eligible for the prize.
And guys remember... don't let the days count, make the days count.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | We will start this episode of a brief statement from Ariel Free on behalf of the Morning After. |
| 0:04.5 | Hmm, good morning. We'd like to say sorry for letting you all down. We... |
| 0:08.4 | I misunderstood the MVQ system and therefore greeted our islanders incorrectly. |
| 0:12.5 | There was a misunderstanding of the critical importance of the entry level MVQ |
| 0:15.8 | and a misaligned our greeting of the levels above that. |
| 0:17.7 | We've been suspended from teaching at the Love Island School of Sex Education |
| 0:20.4 | and we've promised to better go in four weeks. |
| 0:22.4 | All right, turns out qualifications for an MVQ in Barbrain are quite different to the Love Island ones, you know? |
| 0:27.7 | Love Island, the Morning After. |
| 0:29.9 | And don't even ask me to try and figure out the boy system. |
| 0:32.8 | Look Ariel, because of the whole MVQ thing, I've organised for the Queen of Love Island Twitter |
| 0:37.9 | and six experts, Alonnie, to come on the podcast. |
| 0:40.7 | Yes, Alonnie, how you doing? |
| 0:43.3 | I'm so excited to be here. |
| 0:46.4 | Well, this is what I ordered to treat because later on, |
| 0:48.3 | I'm going to be letting you guys at home shoot your shot in our crush club. |
| 0:51.2 | But first up, we need to talk about last night's Caso more action |
| 0:54.4 | and you are going to be helping me with the MVQ qualification system |
| 0:58.2 | because people, they're not happy. They're not happy. |
| 1:01.3 | Yes. I leave for a few days and Ariel gets it all wrong basically. |
| 1:04.3 | Well, could I ask, did you know the entry level was the first level? |
| 1:08.7 | So entry level, I'm guessing, was all about intimacy outside or relationship. |
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