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Okay, alright, this is Jonathan, not John Aham, not bebop, doing an impression of me.

Just Jonathan trying to take control of this situation.

I'm intervening here because I got some very strange emails and voice mails from listeners.

I was away on vacation our whole family was in beautiful Mexico.

And I wasn't really looking at my phone or computer and then I got all these emails and I listened to the latest episode of bebop tales and I have to say, bebop, what is happening here?

Can you explain yourself?

I don't know, Jonathan, I don't even want to talk about it.

If I go into my week, I can barely eat a thing.

I've just been nibbling on the corners of a piece of paper for days.

So, if I'm to understand what's happening here, you put out an episode, right?

Yep, and it was brilliant.

And you were telling a story about how an imposter tricked you into messing Ham's basement, right?

Yep.

And then there may or may not have been a ghost down there when suddenly...

Suddenly, that imposter who sounds nothing like me, by the way, interrupted the episode and started talking about how I'm not the real tiny and I stole his life, but he stole my life.

And like, I'm not changing the camp, I'm leaving.

Okay, here's what I don't understand, bebop.

You've recorded the whole episode, wrote it all out, right?

Well, I didn't write it.

You didn't write it?

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