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And then my whole neighborhood is fully blocked off by police.

What'd you do?

And I was like, oh boy. Well, I saw the first couple of streets and I was like, oh, it sucks to be those people that live down there.

And then I go to turn down mine. I'm hey I live right there and the guy's like sorry no can do you can't

you can't you can't go down there there's somebody loose and we're trying to find them and I was like

yeah man but I live down there and I want to go home.

And the guy's like, I'll walk you to your house.

I was like, this is the most embarrassing thing I could think of is that I'm putting my life on the line for a podcast.

So if you guys see anything behind me, let me know.

Oh, God.

I'm going to be so stressed out this whole.

Oh, I don't want to think about that.

I'm going to be looking behind you the entire episode.

You guys, it's okay.

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