Hello, full-frontal subscribers and listeners. We wanted to take a moment of your time to talk to you about driving with Uber again. Why?

Because it's an awesome opportunity. That's why we care about you. We want you to make real money.

If you've taken an Uber, you know how great the experience can be and it's the drivers who make the experience great.

Seriously, every time I talk with someone who drives with Uber, they always have fun things to say. I've had so many good experiences.

I've met a lot of people. It's nice. Everyone's very friendly. I can't say it enough. Yes. Get in the car. Talk to your driver.

He wants to get to know you. He or she wants to get to know you. You should get to know them. It's crazy money experience as well as a transportation experience.

You know why people like driving with Uber, Jack? Tell me. Well, they love being their own boss for one picture on ours. They earn great money.

Yes. Great money.

It's easy to start all you need is a car in a license.

Driving with Uber is great for anyone who needs flexibility.

Parents, you can work around your family. Schedule students. You can make some extra money

before, after or in between classes and you can pay off your car with it. Which is true. Yeah, that guy. I met a guy who did that. Yeah, it was awesome.

It's a beautiful thing. It's a magical story. Check it out. Consider driving with Uber.

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Guess what? It's time for Full Frontal.

How am I? Holy crap. Wrong impersonals.

Come come give me kisses. Full Frontal with our gas cars.

And Jack Barricade.

Thank you. Yes, yes.

I got a pony.

The question today, ladies and gentlemen, is, are you ready? Are you ready?

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