Welcome back young detectives. It's Snoop and Sniffy, Flugerville's best dog detectives.

We're also Flugerville's only dog detectives.

That's true, but we're top-notch nonetheless.

Ah geez, I'm not good with praise, Snoop.

Well, you need to get good with it, Sniffy, because there's going to be a lot more coming your way.

You mean from the schlubs when I do a good job sitting?

Sitting really isn't as hard as they think it is.

Watch sit, stand, sit, stand.

It's just one of those things about humans we'll probably never understand.

Wait, do you think sitting on command is hard for humans, and that's why they're always praising us for it?

Well, I'll be, I never thought of that before, Sniffy, but I bet you're right, those silly

humans.

Maybe we can help them learn.

I doubt it.

They're always rushing around, doing who knows what.

Say, Sniffy, you should give yourself a treat for figuring that out.

But I don't have any.

And you know Mrs. Shlubb doesn't like it when we take the treat bag off the counter.

No, she does not.

But don't you have a bone buried in the corner of the yard over there?

Oh my goodness, I almost forgot.

I buried it last week and was waiting for the perfect time to dig it back up.

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