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Mm, cookie. I'm going to be adding this one, a podcast about the Harry Potter world. I'm Marcel Cosmon, I'm Hannah McGregor, and I'm Neil Barnholden.

And we are gathered in person in sunny forest fire smoke filled Edmonton with the cool

coppery glow of the obscured sun overhead to talk about a movie

which you may have guessed, given the thrilling baritone of our actual friend with a film degree,

Neil Barn Holden. But not just any movie. No? We just watched, like just watched.

Voldemort Origins of the Air, the 2018 fan-made prequel

directed by Jan Maria Pizzato

and starring a bunch of Italian people, I guess. I looked them up on

IMDP but I didn't write down their names. Rather than giving you the IMDb

summary I'm going to give you a couple of choice excerpts from the excellent

Telegraph review which called it a fun-free

Harry Potter fan film consisting of a glacially paced series of flashbacks with a vocal track frequently so out of sync as to be another film altogether.

But what did we think of it? Let's find out. And because we're absolute trash, we're going to do

so in a series of new segments starting with the diadem of casting.

Such trash. I'm also going to take this opportunity to apologize once again as always to our

listeners for the presence of the cat with absolutely zero chill who is

currently right now extremely distressed that we're not paying attention to her

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