S3E24: M&M - Dating A Felon

Don't Blame Me!

Sister Sign Productions

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2019

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Here’s your monthly dose of Meghan and Melisa. We’re sharing our advice on what to do if your boyfriend’s brother picks on you, how to avoid pregnancy paranoia, dealing with your abusive friend with benefits, and getting past your boyfriend holding a grudge over something you did while you were drunk. In Don’t Blame Them a listener shares how she handled being caught having sex. References Help for Felons www.helpforfelons.org Zocdoc & Semen https://www.zocdoc.com/answers/8836/can-i-get-pregnant-from-dry-semen Follow Us! @meghanrienks www.instagram.com/meghanrienks @dontblamemepod www.instagram.com/dontblamemepod @sheisnotmelissa www.instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa Listen to ad-free and bonus episodes on Stitcher Premium! For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code 'BLAME'. This episode is also brought to you by Poshmark, The RealReal, and Cocotopia. Affordable Therapy By State (Curated by Crissy Milazzo): www.tinyurl.com/y64kwdnf Need Advice? www.dontblameme.show Domestic Listeners Call: (310) 694-0976 International Listeners Send a Voice Memo To: meghanpodcast@gmail.com … with as much detail as possible under 3 minutes! I’ll do my best to share my wonderful words of wisdom. If you’re under 18, please get your parent’s permission. Advice is for entertainment purposes only, so you can’t blame me if I screw up your life. I kid! My advice IS AMAZING. - Want to WATCH this episode as well? Check out my YouTube channel: http://youtube.com/meghanrienks Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/join/dontblameme See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	News of the global climate crisis can leave us feeling helpless.
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0:51.0	Hello everybody and welcome back to another episode of Don't Blame Me.
0:55.0	If you are watching this video, I probably look like a fucking like a BOMINAL SNOMAN X-DU
1:00.0	because I'm covered in white pillows and blankets.
1:03.0	And you just like, you're just a teetre corner.
1:05.0	Or is it because you have on a dress and you don't want everybody to see your goodies?
1:09.0	My goodies, my goodies.
1:12.0	And it got to keep them in the jar.
1:14.0	Tell us how it goes.
1:16.0	Oh, I thought you just heard my vagina's a jar.
1:19.0	And it reminded me of the time that I once I said, I had a video of me trying on cheap bathing suits,
1:24.0	which got picked up on like dirty reddit real fast.
1:27.0	And I was like, I should do another one.
1:29.0	I was very flattered.
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