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Kill James Bond!

S3E21: OSS 117: Double Agent

Kill James Bond!

November, Abigail, and Devon

Tv & Film, Film Reviews, Tv & Film:film Reviews

4.7615 Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2024

⏱️ 81 minutes

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In the first time we've ever seen a recast get worked into the plot, OSS 117 gets plastic surgery to look exactly like a deadly criminal, then infiltrates Gay Spectre. You read that correctly. ----- FREE PALESTINE Hey, Devon here. Give money to people crowdfunding for passage out of Rafah first and foremost. While the crossing might be closed, the situation is changing by the day and being able to afford passage out when the crossing reopens is an immense comfort. then purchase ESIMs, then donate to this link if you feel you need a big name attached to the fund to trust it.Please don't only donate money. You have to do other things now. https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate ----- Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

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0:00.0

Tomato sauce.

0:16.8

We are so close to being done with Euro Spice season.

0:21.6

We're edging with Euro Spices. You say that every week and then you never let us finish.

0:27.6

Listen, maybe if you were like good for once.

0:31.6

You know we're so back, this is more like we're nearly so gone.

0:34.6

Yes.

0:35.6

We're so close.

0:36.6

We're one foot out the door. Hello and welcome to another episode of Kel James Bond. I am November Kelly. I am joined as always by my friends Abigail Thorne and Devon. Hey. How you doing? It's, would you believe, it's another OSS-S-Sondy set movie. I didn't realize they actually made 117 of these fucking things. Yes. No, they keep going with these fucking movies. It's a new guy though. It's the old guy that we didn't like. He's out of here. The old old guy that we did like, still long gone. Yeah, it's still gay and not here. It's true. Gay and not here. We got a separate guy. We got John Gavin.

1:11.6

As OSS Sunday said something that they explain in the movie as a result of him having

1:16.6

had plastic surgery to make him hotter, which I think we can all get behind.

1:21.6

Can't imagine that.

1:22.6

No.

1:23.6

Of course.

1:24.6

I love them making the, like the changing face of the actor part of the plot. I really enjoyed that. Also, they don't come the old guy because they're just like, oh damn, he's so much hotter now that he looks like different, dude. The whole movie being like, he's so hot now. And like, if you were the old actor, you would be a little bit peep. To be fair, they're right. Like, he's an incredibly handsome man.

1:46.0

He looks like Henry Cavill's dad.

1:48.0

He's a handsome man.

1:49.0

Yeah.

1:50.0

John Gavin, this guy is named.

1:52.0

And he was going to be, he was contracted to be James Bond in Diamonds of Forever.

1:59.0

And then Sean Connery came back, kicked him out of the roll, and they had to pay him for a bond

2:05.1

role he'd never got to do.

2:07.7

There was nearly an American bond.

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