S3E21: Elevator Pitches with Fahim Anwar (Fuse's "We Need to Talk About America")

Asian Not Asian

Jenny Arimoto & Mic Nguyen

Comedy Interviews, Asian American, Self-improvement, Brooklyn, Education, Asian Culture, Pop Culture, Bay Area, Alternative Comedy, Japanese Culture, New York, Stand Up Comedy, Comedy, Comedy Podcast

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Hilarious dude Fahim Anwar tries to convince some suits that he's worth a shot. Mic is jealous everyone is hanging out without him. Jenny loves live music.

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0:00.0	Yo, it's hot comedian boy summer. If you're in California, please come to see our shows. We're funny in real life. I promise you
0:10.0	in Los Angeles, Fumis running a show called Forner, a stand-up comedy show. It's at the Virgil in Los Angeles, June 20th, at 7 p.m.
0:18.8	June 20th at 7 p.m. tickets available in the episode description or
0:23.4	Google Forner, a stand-up comedy show.
0:26.4	Come out, say hi, have a laugh.
0:30.1	It'll be great. Okay, we love you. Bye.
0:34.5	Yeah, and everyone's like losing their minds and I was and I was like, I didn't ask for this. Not during AAPI month.
0:40.5	I didn't ask for my face next to porn, you know?
0:53.2	And welcome to another episode of the Asian Not Asian podcast the podcast with all of your favorite Asian friends.
1:01.0	I'm Mike Nguyen. I'm Jenny Arimoto. And we're coming to you from the Matrix, which is what zoom is. Yes, I'm calling I'm coming in to you.
1:14.0	I plugged in my mic set up directly into my brainstem. Did you do that, Jenny? Not today. I've been really busy.
1:24.0	I've been really busy. I had brunch. Yeah, so I had brunch. I couldn't.
1:29.0	You know, Agent Smith, I couldn't jack into the Matrix today. I had to have my tiger shrimp frittata. Yeah. Is that what you had?
1:37.0	I did. I have a tiger. I had a tiger shrimp frittata open face, which like I was in a frittata open face already. I don't know why I described.
1:45.0	I was really confused by it, but it was just a normal frittata. It was delicious.
1:48.0	That there's there was too many adjectives in that in that.
1:53.0	Open face tiger tiger style brunch. Okay. No, it's it's awesome. Welcome to the Asian Audition podcast.
2:01.0	We're coming at you from zoom. We got a great guest for you today. Before we get started, just a couple of quick announcements up top.
2:10.0	If you are in New York as always, we got Hacksity. That's the second Friday of every month. It's a union hall in Brooklyn. Please come out. It's a standup show. Me and Jenny are there.
2:20.0	We've got all sorts of great people. We've got Irene too. He's going to be there. We got Dylan Adler. We got Jordan Liang who is I guess he's famous now. Do you know who?
2:30.0	No. He was just some kid. He was just some kid and now he's out in Hong Kong crushing it. He took the New York skills and became better than all of us. So he'll be there. It'll be it will be a lot fun.
2:41.0	And here's the thing. If you're in San Francisco, I will be in San Francisco. I'm going to be doing a show there in San Francisco June 22nd.
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