I'm glad you're feeling better. I can tell. I could tell by your groucho Marx cheese cigar work that you were doing.

Yeah, I do feel a lot better. The other day I was like, my eyes can't focus.

Yeah. I'm trying. I know. You've like drug through before where I'm like, we have to record.

And you're like, okay, fine. I feel like shit. And I'm going to be a little mean to you. I'm like, have to record and you're like okay fine I feel like

shit and I'm going to be a little mean to you and I'm like okay let's just get it done

I've like I've never said that but you're like that's what happens

it's like you just know I can feel it I'm like you look pretty you dumb horror

I'm like you look pretty, you dumb whore.

Don't judge me.

This is alcohol.

Yeah, I didn't think it was like watermelon juice. In a wine glass. Yes. Mm. Just a little bit. How about time? How about it? 11. Isn't that I going to make you sleepy? What am I going to do after this? Raise your children? There's that fucking mom judging again. Just kidding. All right. Welcome to SVU Pod especially heinous. I'm Gabe. I'm Dave.

I'm Tasha. We are on Season 3, Episode 13 Prodigy. This is probably my favorite episode so far. I loved it. It's so fucking good. Yeah. This episode could have been nine parts. Yeah. This could have been a Netflix series,

and I would have watched it. I would have watched it probably a couple times. Like true detectives,

how I watch that every now and then. There's two beat cops. It's nighttime. They're on a dock looking around and arguing about the differences between boats, like, oh, check out the sloop. And what was the other guy. Look at this wing dinger or whatever. I really like this sloop. And the guy's like, this not a sloop. That's a catch. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And we're like, oh, they're going to find a dead guy. Yeah. This has nothing to do with boat parts and fucking rotary girders. They're going to find a dead guy. Is rotary girder or a thing?

No, it's just my go-to mechanic talk. It's from Tommy Boy. Oh. When he's like, oh, yeah, there's whatever, the rotary girder, because he doesn't know anything about cars. Yeah. They come across this guy carrying a duffel bag and he looks super freaked out that he's, he looks super freaked out because cops are looking at him, you know? Right. He like stops his tracks, like very, I'm doing bad stuff. Yes. And they're like, hey, where's your marina pass? And the dude chucks the duffel bag into the water and starts taking off. Okay. And we're like, okay, cool. Let's go. So one of the cops tackles the dude nearby in these trees. There's like a little park or something. Mm-hmm. And the other cop trips over something, quote something. What could it be? Maybe it's a tree root. Yeah. Maybe it's a shoe of not a dead person. No. As soon as I said shoe, I'm like,

well, yeah, they'd be covered in blood. Maybe it's a picnic basket. It could be a picnic basket or a pile of dead bodies. That's all I can think of. Maybe it's just a cooler and there's

kids out in the park on the marina having a little party and they're like, you guys go home or we're calling your parents and then they all go home and they snuggle into bed and they had a good night. Yes. And they think about it later and like, remember that time we were in the arena in the park? We were like 15. And then those cops told us to go home, but we were white so they didn't do fuck with us. That's terrible. Okay. No, but it was dead people. So. Yeah. It was dead people. The guy who tripped, he's this little cop. He looks like Kyle Mooney from SNL. Mm-hmm. Yep. And is played like him too. Kyle Mooney would play this guy perfectly. In a reenactment of this fictional story.

We should send him an email.

Kyle Mooney.

Be like, have you seen season 3, episode 13?

I've asked for you.

He'd be like, um, yes, but what?

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