You're probably wondering why it is that we are dropping another bonus episode right now.

Well, it's another one about the Standard of Truth tours.

So if you aren't super interested in going on the tours,

or if you have no money or time or inclination to listen to us even on the regular podcast,

you're not a premium subscriber.

You don't really like us.

Why in the world are you subscribed to this? No one really knows, actually, at this point.

No one will ever know. Yeah. It's kind of a mystery. Yeah, to get to the, uh, the Tootsie Roll Center of a Tootsie Pop. The world may never know. But I think there are people who do hate listen. So this is for them. Well, so, so this is, this is, this is, it's just, it's just perfect. So it takes, uh,

quite a bit to put these kind of, uh, tours together. There's a lot of logistics and a lot of planning that goes into this.

And we're really excited to launch the tour and to get it to get it going.

And so we had everything set, ready to go.

And then we dropped a bonus episode that came out, well, essentially yesterday.

And then the merchant service account, Square, which is one of the biggest accounts for credit card processing

in the country uh it crashed today so essentially we assume what happened is is that so many

people went to their website for standard of truth tours that it crashed their entire side the billions

and billions it was it was similar to carl Carl Sagan's explanation of the universe.

There were so many people who tried to sign up.

But we did receive, we received info from several people.

It wasn't actually until one of our listeners said, hey, I'm trying to sign up and it's not working that we saw that there was a nationwide

square outage. If you want to have some real fun and also don't enjoy censored Twitter,

you can go to the square comment saying, hey, our credit card services is down because it's

literally used by, I mean, probably millions of small businesses. It's the way because it's literally used by like I mean

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