S32E1: Welcome to the Dumpster!

Trashy Divorces

Hemlock Creatives

History, Comedy

4.5 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2026

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Happy New Year, Trash Pandas! We're back, and so much happened during our short break that we wanted to get into the highlights - and lowlights! In the dumpster this week: Mel Gibson is single again, and we wonder if that's related to Mel Gibson being able to own guns again. Gisele Bundchen won her divorce from Tom Brady so hard that she's now married to the karate guy! Jiu-Jitsu, but you know what we mean. Mazel! Comedian Amy Schumer announced her divorce from husband of 7 years, chef Chris Fischer, with the year's finest statement. Harry and Megan are on to their 11th publicist in five years? Seems like there might be a problem there. The Royals head to Sandringham for Christmas - minus Andrew and Sarah. Who have their own problems, let's be honest. Writer Jillian Lauren and Weezer bassist Scott Shriner have filed for divorce - but that's hardly the biggest obstacle Jillian experienced in 2025. And finally, Katy Perry, fresh off her breakup from Orlando Bloom, is dating former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. Katy's ex-husband, facing multiple charges for sexual violence in the UK, told the crowd at Turning Point USA that he's none too happy about it! Want early, ad-free episodes, regular Dumpster Dives, bonus divorces, limited series, Zoom hangouts, and more? Join us at patreon.com/trashydivorces! Want a personalized message for someone in your life? Check us out on Cameo! Sponsors Smalls. Ranked as best overall cat food by Cats.com and Forbes! Get 60% off your first order, plus free shipping, when you head to Smalls.com/Trashy! To advertise on our podcast, please reach out to info@amplitudemediapartners.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to trashy divorces, everybody's favorite good podcast about bad relationships.
0:19.0	My name is Stacey.
0:19.7	Hey, friends, it's Alicia here. Welcome to the dumpster
0:24.1	26. Stacey, congratulations. This is the beginning of year number seven of our trashy journey.
0:31.4	Boy, are my arms tired? Thank you one and all for tuning in today. We hope you had a terrific holiday season.
0:40.1	We are really excited that you are here joining us for this.
0:44.0	Welcome to the dumpster, 2026.
0:46.3	We are kicking off this year by keeping you updated on some previous TD alum,
0:51.6	some trash candy that's been happening in the world if you may have
0:56.3	missed it through the last month. That's right. We may take breaks here and there, but the trash
1:01.5	never stops. And we know everybody was busy with all kinds of things during the break. So,
1:06.3	yeah, let's dive in. Let's dive in. Kick us off. Stacy, what you got?
1:11.7	This week, we learned that actor, director, convicted domestic abuser Mel Gibson, age 69, yo petal,
1:20.3	and his longtime girlfriend, Rosalind Ross, age 35.
1:24.8	Wow. I'm sorry, back up. Tell me those ages again. 69.
1:28.3	Uh-huh.
1:29.3	Dude.
1:30.3	35.
1:31.3	Okay.
1:32.3	And they've been together about a decade, so...
1:33.3	Love it.
1:34.3	He was a spry 59 years and she was a spry, actual spry, 25 years.
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