From the Jill Schwartz Memorial Library here in Saltree, Savannah, this is Obscure Season

3, Wuthering Heights, I am your friend, your lover, your literary mansplainer, in chief

your Boone Companion and Georgianologist Michael E. and Black just returned from the Barber

Shop where, you know, I've never had a comfortable relationship with the Barber Shop.

Things always seem to go wrong for me at the Barber Shop.

I found this place that I like a lot here in Savannah called Bell Barber Company.

I think they're called.

It's a terrific job and last time I went I asked for an undercut and I went undercut.

I wasn't even really sure what that was but it sounded cool and I got it and looked

fine and then this time I asked a different Barber for the same thing and then she said,

well do you want the hard part in your hair?

And I said, that sounds right and then she kind of shaved a part into my hair, giving

me a distinct Hitlerian look about me and it's not hard to do when you go for one of

these cool modern haircuts to end up looking like a Nazi because the Nazis, for all their

faults and don't get me wrong, I think they had some faults.

For all of their faults they really had the best haircuts.

Nazis had terrific haircuts pretty much right across the board, Hitler of all the Nazis

probably had the worst haircut and even his haircut was pretty good.

The facial hair not so much, the haircut not so bad and so she sort of you know gave

me a Hitlerian part in my hair and the hair was sort of down over my forehead as she

was doing it, which added to the Hitlerian appearance and I don't know how you say to

the barber, you've made me look like Hitler without it causing some offense.

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