From the Jill Schwartz Memorial Library here in Saltree, Savannah, Georgia, this is obscure.

Season 3, Wuthering Heights, I am your host, your friend, your ear lover, your literary

mansplainer in chief and Georgianologist Michael E. and Black Southern gentleman Esquire, some

big doings here in the haunted mansion the other night was laying on the couch and it looked

like there were lightning clashes outside but there was no accompanying thunder sound and

I thought well let me just wait several seconds and see if the thunder comes rumbling

in as the speed of sound and the speed of light, hold on, differ so greatly that obviously

one sees the lightning before one hears the thunder that being said no thunder roll rumbles

forthcoming so I thought I don't know what that is and then Martha comes in and she says

did you see the paparazzi and there was paparazzi outside our house and I was like why why why

is there paparazzi outside our house well turns out they were not there for me in any way shape or

manner but we have a renter in our hovel downstairs who is I guess a famous actor now I I met

the fella seemed like a nice guy I knew he was an actor I knew he's in town shooting something

or another but I'd never heard of him certainly didn't seem to recognize me we got along fine

and but turns out he's a bigger deal than I would have thought so part of me was like oh man

like there's paparazzi outside my house and they don't give a shit about me and then part of me

was like that's fucking great I mean why have a podcast called obscure if you're going to be the

target of some paparazzi down here in Savannah Georgia that's not that's not the spirit of obscure

it in fact it's the downright opposite so anyway that fella and his husband there with us for

gee I don't know quite a while in fact we will leave for Italy and they will still be here Italy

is quickly approaching playing tickets are purchased lodging for the first portion of our stay has

been secured second portion of our stay also secured I believe and we still don't have visas

...