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Obscure with Michael Ian Black

S3 Episode 47 - Doin' The Robot

Obscure with Michael Ian Black

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Books, Alternative Comedy, Literature, Audiobooks, Comedy, Arts

4.91.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 November 2022

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Look, when you don't let the teens do some of the teen stuff, you're going to find yourself at your wit's ends with these teens. And that's what happening over there at Thrushcross Grange and Wuthering Heights. Some real Capulet/Montague vibes on today's episode. 

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0:00.0

From the Jill Schwartz Memorial Library here in Saltree, Serena, this is Obscure Season

0:14.6

3, Wuthering Heights.

0:16.7

I am your host, your friend, your your lover, your literary, mansplainer in chief and

0:23.1

Georgianologist Michael E. and Black Southern Gentleman Isquah, reading this great American

0:29.0

novel for your amusement and edification so much, so many machinations occurring within the

0:40.0

Hornets nest of a mind that Heathcliff possesses so much buzzing and flittering about so much

0:50.8

malice.

0:51.8

You know, the Hornet, unlike the B, really produces nothing of value, it doesn't pollinate

0:59.9

the flowers, it makes no honey, it just buzzes about scornfully, angering everybody around

1:06.4

it.

1:07.4

And that's what Heathcliff is.

1:08.4

He is no better than a Hornet, it is morning time, here in Sabana.

1:17.6

And I'm still getting my wits about me, I've had one cup tea already, probably going

1:22.9

to, well, I'll tell you exactly what I'm going to do, because I have discovered a new

1:29.2

drink, hot beverage for myself that I have been indulging in on a just about daily basis

1:36.0

since discovering it can't recommend it highly enough, although it is caloric for those

1:41.4

of you who are mindful of such things, the matcha tea latte, which I've, I've gotten

1:50.0

in several places, but I like the Starbucks one, I've been getting it at Starbucks most

1:54.0

of all, and that has been my go-to companion over the last however many weeks, just an enjoyable

2:01.0

earthy beverage sweet, but not terribly so, and I get mine with oat milk, which for some

2:07.4

reason feels healthier than the regular milk or the almond milk, I guess I'm a sucker

2:13.7

for oat marketing, maybe because it's fibrous or something, but I suppose when it's made

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