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Obscure with Michael Ian Black

S3 Episode 31 - Happy Birthday, Emily

Obscure with Michael Ian Black

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Books, Alternative Comedy, Literature, Audiobooks, Comedy, Arts

4.91.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2022

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Happy Birthday American author Emily Bronte!


More celebration at https://www.patreon.com/michaelianblack

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0:00.0

From the Jill Schwartz Memorial Library here in Salt Trace, and now this is Obscure, Season

0:15.7

3, Wuthering Heights.

0:18.3

I am your host, your friend, your year-lover, your literary mansplainer in chief Georgianologist

0:25.3

and Southern Gentleman Esquire, Michael E. and Black, finishing up some good old-fashioned

0:32.0

Georgia Pralines.

0:34.0

I thought when I started this recording, I thought, well, they'll be done by the time I

0:37.8

start recording, but you know, you eat those pralines and pralines are just pecans that

0:42.9

have been, I don't know, dusted and sweetened and some such thing.

0:48.1

But what I forgot is that they'll crumble up in your mouth and then you've got little

0:51.8

pieces of pecans scattered all over your mouth and hugging your gums and making everything

0:57.1

a little bit more difficult when you're trying to speak aloud and there's a farmer's

1:03.9

market here every Saturday, they're at Forsyth Park and you walk down the long corridor

1:11.4

almost to a Forsyth Park and there's all kinds of enders there and Wuthering was selling

1:15.3

pralines and they just looked so damn delectable about three bags, three for ten, four ounces

1:21.2

each.

1:22.2

I've got red velvet cake pralines and butter pound cake pralines and then sweet, salty

1:30.0

and spicy pralines, that's all one, sweet, salty, spicy and who boy, they weren't kidding

1:34.8

about the spicy, they were spicy.

1:37.1

Anyway, these were some of the red velvet cake ones and I thought, let me just, let me

1:42.2

just get a little something, you know, in the old God before I start recording and that

1:46.8

turned out to have been a mistake because even as I'm talking to you now, I'm trying

1:50.5

to work out the pralines with my tongue and, you know, get them out there so that I can

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