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Obscure with Michael Ian Black

S3 Episode 11 - The Wife Who Shall Not Be Named

Obscure with Michael Ian Black

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4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2022

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Michael's boy Elijah turned 21 this week, and he celebrated him with fine Southern dining and a peachy cocktail. On the American estate of Wuthering Heights, Heathcliff is, yet again, an object of abuse and scorn, just as we like him. 

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0:00.0

From the Jill Schwartz Memorial Library here in Saltree, Savannah, this is Obscure, Season

0:15.0

3, Wuthering Heights, I am your host, your friend, your lover, your literary mansplain

0:23.0

or in-chief, and Georgianologist Michael Ian Black celebrated Savanian, now that I have

0:33.1

participated in the 15th annual Savannah Book Fair which took place this weekend.

0:38.2

And I suppose it's still taking place as I record this yesterday.

0:43.5

I gave a little extemporizing there at the Trinity Church over in Telfer Square where I was

0:50.5

invited to speak upon my latest tomb, a better man, a mostly serious letter to my son,

0:59.2

my son who turned or turns 21 on this day.

1:06.5

The wife and I said, boy, boy, let us take you out to celebrate your 21st birthday on

1:13.1

this day.

1:14.1

He said, no, I will be going out with friends, cavorting, drinking undoubtedly, but I would

1:24.0

like to come over for brunch, fix me a brunch, which we did, and he has just left, he's off

1:34.0

cupcake shopping with the misses, he's providing cupcakes for his friends later as well as

1:41.2

some free drinks, courtesy of his old man, muah.

1:49.0

And then later this week we will be taking him out for some fine southern dining on the

1:53.6

river.

1:55.6

Twenty-one years ago, my wife Martha was in discomfort, some labor, the early portion

2:04.6

of her labor, or maybe, let me think what time it is that I'm recording this, yeah, I mean

2:09.9

the earliest part of her labor, she had gone into labor earlier that day.

2:18.0

This was a long process, and we were living in peak skill in New York at that time, in

2:24.9

our first home, the first home we ever purchased, with proceeds from the pets dot com sock puppet,

2:31.2

stuffed things, I love stuffed things.

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