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The Toast

S3 Ep92: Our Ship Is Coming In: Tuesday, May 19th, 2020

The Toast

Dear Media

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.333.9K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2020

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Ryan Seacrest 'Did Not Have Any Kind of Stroke' During American Idol Finale: Rep (PEOPLE) Brian Austin Green Cofirms Split From Megan Fox After Nearly 10 Years of Marriage (US Magazine) 'Twilight' actor Gregory Tyree Boyce and girlfriend found dead in Las Vegas (Page Six) Jade Roper is pregnant, expecting baby No. 3 with Tanner Tolbert (Page Six) TikTok Taps Disney Executive Kevin Mayers as New CEO (WSJ) The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoproblems) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. Happy Tuesday. Another beautiful day here in New York City. Hey, Claude, how are you doing? I don't want to trigger people with high

0:12.7

later. Well, I think you just did. I'm doing good. I'm cramping. I'm on my third cycle of quarantine. I'm feeling moody, feeling a little PMS-y and ready to take it out on the toast. Nice. Well, me and Snitch are then completely synced up on our times of the month. So that's an interesting quarantine development. I wonder if any of the toasters are cycled up with us. Let us know if you're so. Yeah, that would just be so fun for the community.

0:42.7

Yeah, you know, we have this like deep bond within our community. And I think us all, you know, syncing up cycles would be just the thing we need to take us to the next level. I completely agree. I'm sorry that you're in the cramp phase though. I passed through on Sunday, passed through to the other side. And I'm feeling better.

1:01.7

Yeah, I'm in the cramp and also the weird fucking dream phase. I had the weirdest dream last night all about lizards and like the whole night, I felt like there were lizards in my bed. It was not good.

1:12.7

Oh, that's really creepy. I had a dream, but it was more realistic. But now I'm losing it. Damn. It was. That sounds like what Martin Luther King would have said. I had a dream. I had a dream. I'm not losing it.

1:26.7

So there's like not a lot of news today, but we'll do what we can. Nothing was on. There actually is. Oh, there was. I actually had to, you know, eliminate some stories.

1:40.7

There's some decent celebrity news. I watched a good amount of TV last night. Oh my god, I watched song land.

1:47.7

I got him so behind. I forgot about it. I'll watch it. Don't let me forget to talk about it. It was Florida, George line. And it's giving old dominion competition for best episode ever. Like Zach and I were watching it and we didn't want to tend.

1:58.7

Well, can we just wait to recap it tomorrow so I can watch it?

2:02.7

Okay, but you have to watch it today or else I'm recapping tomorrow. Oh, okay. I waited a whole week for you to watch dead to me and Hollywood.

2:08.7

Like, you know, you recapped it. I just put my things on mute. Give me a day. I want to recap it together.

2:14.7

Okay, I said I'll give you a day. Maybe too. We'll say a day or else you go on mute. That's a fair trade. That's fair.

2:23.7

Cool. I also watch more of money. Hi, still not feeling season four, but it's something to watch. I'm like nervous. It's going to end soon. And then I have to get into like a whole new world of something. And I'm just.

2:33.7

I'm running low. My city was so full and now it's so empty. And this is what I feared.

2:38.7

That's what quarantine's all about, like having a full plate and then an empty plate. I watched on Sherry Seinfeld's comedy special and boy, do I have thoughts?

2:46.7

Okay, share for save it for the recap segment, but I probably won't watch. So I want to hear what you think.

2:51.7

Yeah, no, I have a lot to say.

2:54.7

Okay, great. And what else did I do yesterday? Actually had a really busy day. We recorded a picture on episode of all dear toasters.

3:02.7

I got such good inquiries. I hope people got some good advice and are going to make some changes. And then you went snitch recorded a Taylor Swift theme episode that is dropping today.

3:12.7

I dropped it. I dropped it this morning already.

3:15.7

It was good, but you know, so many of the questions that me and Margot got were like rank this album rank all of her albums, rank your favorite songs.

3:22.7

So questions are like so impossible. And I hate doing rankings because of course no matter what, like something has to go at the bottom and that implies somehow that it's like bad or negative.

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