Good evening and howdy folks as a traditional greeting.

This is the weekly skews for January 3rd, 2023, the year of our Lord.

And here with me today as our brother in Christ, Corey Ryan Forrester,

because Trey is stuck in the holler, eating possum innards and starting his Jugman Dream.

Yeah, doing meth out of a light bulb, all that good stuff.

Yeah, I think he was dealing with family stuff.

But yeah, we got a hitting show lined up for you guys. I think we're talking about congressional clown show shit.

Today was probably one of the funniest days in the decline of our democracy since the non-leapleapleap parts of January 6th.

We'll get into it.

I don't even want to fucking go on about it.

I'm super excited to learn about all this for the first time. I was once again very tempted to learn the news from somebody other than you earlier today. And it actually hit me. I was at Outback Steakhouse with my wife. They're not sponsoring the show, but it was a a good time and i was sitting there and i was like

man it seems like a lot's going on in congress i better look this shit up and then i'll go oh wait it

just hit me i'm i'm co-hosting with mark tonight i don't have to look anything up i'll just ask mark

that that's what's fun doing to show you because uh you're always surprised when i tell you something

happened whereas tray's jellly aware until we get to like the true weirdos. And then he's like, wait, what? They got it. What? We got some true weirdos for you tonight. So while we're gone, a bunch of shit happened. All of our personalize, of course. We had a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year and all that. You did, I was presume. How was your Christmas score? It was good. Yeah. It was not in any way like yours, which means it was great. I know you're not going to get into that, but I had a truly tremendous holiday. I don't have a big family, so there's not like the house hopping and stuff, really hits for me and we didn't even do our

first like me and my parents didn't even meet up till like three in the afternoon so like slept

in on Christmas it was wonderful I can't complain yeah yeah a lot of a lot of fun stuff

happened my wife might no longer be speaking to her brother and sister-in-law so that's fine

that's right so while we were

gone. So Trump's taxes came out and- Well, Mark, if I may stop you here for a second, I'm sorry,

but I can't let the bit die before we get going. Before we get going, I, of course, have three

questions that have been plaguing me since you are who I get all my news from. And if you would oblige me, I would like to ask you and the skeuniverse right now. Okay, sure. But the caveat that I told you before the came to one, just to the viewers know, I have been awake since 1 a.m. Pacific time.

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