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Welcome back, friend, and thanks for taking the time to come visit during this busy month.

I know you're all agonizing over what to get me for Christmas and all that, but really,

what do you get the man who already has everything?

Moolah, that's what? Send cash, friends.

And plenty of it.

Oh, and a Taco Bell gift card for Chester.

Come on in, friend.

I think we're getting a little ahead of ourselves here.

Hmm. Well, that's better.

So tonight we've got a story from a new pal, David Leeb.

So smoke them if you've got them and drink those glasses to the bottom, y'all,

because old Drew Blood has a tell to tell.

But first, the rigamarole.

Howdy?

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