S3 EP72: CALLIE'S COMMENCEMENT

THE UPSIDE with Callie and Jeff Dauler

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Relationships, Society & Culture, Personal Journals

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🗓️ 20 May 2020

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Welcome to episode 263 of THE UPSIDE with Callie and Jeff Dauler(original release date: May 20, 2020) Jeff is grateful for: Cheez-its Callie is grateful for: our studio setup On this episode: Our voicemail violator called back to tell us the end of her story Friends fans: we have a Friends mystery for you to solve Why your animals' collars should stay on in the house Beautiful Human Alert: one postal worker is going out of his way to put some smiles on the faces of high school seniors One woman wants to know what level of crazy her MIL is In my own Dateline mind, I saved my own life A Karen wants to defend herself, also she's married to a guy named Chad According to theknot.com, couples are now more likely to pay for their own weddings Call in topic: leave your best advice for graduating seniors 800-434-5454 We have new merch! You picked it out! Check it out HERE! Want to weigh in on the show topics? Call us and leave a message! 800-434-5454 Here are all of today’s links: Thrive Market: Up to $20 in shopping credit towards your first order by using this link KiwiCo: Get your first month free by using this link BetterHelp: 10% off your first month by visiting this link Liquid I.V.: Get 25% off your entire order. Code: UPSIDE Our phone number is 800-434-5454 … call or text about anything you hear or want to hear on the show! Follow Callie and Jeff on IG: @CallieDauler and @JeffDauler. Join the awesome Callie and Jeff community on Facebook by clicking here or follow Callie and Jeff's page Have you subscribed to our weekly Pick-Me-Up newsletter for good news, and cool deals delivered to your email? Shop the Callie and Jeff store. Please share this episode and the show with the world! The easiest way to do that - especially if someone doesn't know too much about podcasts - is by sending them to callieandjeff.com and having them hit the LISTEN NOW button. Internet magic will take them directly to the best available player for whatever device they are using. SUBSCRIBES, FOLLOWS, and FIVE-STAR REVIEWS are always appreciated.WE ARE GRATEFUL FOR YOU! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	So we're doing a bunch of like bank stuff right now with the company and whatever.
0:04.2	So I get this form and they want to verify undocuse I wants to verify
0:10.5	information about me. So which is always like random stuff.
0:13.9	You know, like the questions is like, what is your mother's middle name or whatever, you know?
0:18.5	Do you always feel an odd amount of pressure with those questions where it says, like,
0:26.2	what street have you ever been affiliated with in your entire life?
0:33.4	And then it's like five streets and two of them sound vaguely familiar.
0:36.4	No, you're like, wait a minute.
0:37.7	Oh, no, which one?
0:38.8	I know. I, yes, I get nervous every time because it's like then what if you get it wrong?
0:43.0	Or you just like banned from whatever it is forever.
0:45.9	I'll never be able to sign this form.
0:47.6	Right. So the questions that they asked me were so random.
0:50.8	So the first one, not so random, it's like what address have you ever lived at, right?
0:55.1	Second question, a little weirder.
0:57.4	Where does James Dollar live, which is your dad?
1:00.4	So it asked me about your dad, which I was like, okay, so now they're like connecting dots
1:04.2	between me and your dad, which is fine. It's just once removed.
1:08.7	You know what I mean?
1:09.8	Then the third question was the best and the third question was,
1:14.7	what is the age of your ex-wife?
1:17.7	That's so weird.
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