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hello. I am Ruben coming to you from Portland, Oregon.

And with me today is a very special guest, long-time friend of the pod.

Daniel Alvarenga.

Hey, happy to be here third time.

Where are you coming from?

Where can the people stock you?

I'm in Satan's butthole, aka Washington, D.C.

Yeah.

That reminds me.

Last time we talked, weren't you guys getting all militarized?

Yes, we're going to, we're so, we're so like normalized.

We're still militarized, but like, so, yes, we have ICE.

We have all the federal agents, like, the major cities have, but we also have, like, a National Guard presence. And the National Guard, they're, like, in, like, all the metro stops downtown. and they're basically just a bunch of 18 year olds playing Candy Crush or just like walking around like they're not really doing much.

They haven't really been doing much.

And they're not like the prime agitators.

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