S3 Ep63: Some Cheese Has Expired

Never Thought I'd Say This

Audioboom Studios

Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2021

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Jodie and Celia finally do their holiday rundown, Jodie is a senior citizen and Celia is the Jewish Marie Kondo, the kids continue to deny both of them personal space (in the case of Lulu, to the absolute extreme), and other chaotic dispatches from parenting during a pandemic.

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0:00.0	And welcome to this week's episode of Never Thought I'd Say This.
0:19.0	I am your host, Yodie Sweeten.
0:22.0	Yeah, I guess you are.
0:24.0	And I am, I just sort of bing before that.
0:26.0	I'm Celia Bayhart.
0:27.0	I also don't know what the fuck day it is.
0:29.0	It's Monday, right?
0:30.0	It's, it's day 9,000 of the first week of January.
0:36.0	I think I'm actually going to tweet this today, which is basically like,
0:40.0	while this first week of January has been a long year.
0:43.0	I mean, I'm like, yeah, I haven't showered in like three days.
0:48.0	I think, I think I've lost count on it.
0:52.0	But I realize we're only what, not even two weeks into January.
0:57.0	Yeah.
0:58.0	We have not yet done our wonderful holiday roundup.
1:02.0	I know.
1:03.0	We have not.
1:04.0	I know, I know everyone's so excited about it.
1:06.0	It's the priority on everyone's mind right now.
1:08.0	Let me tell you.
1:09.0	Yeah.
1:10.0	And what did we do for the holidays?
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