S3 EP61: JEFF DAULER - CAPTAIN AWKWARD
THE UPSIDE with Callie and Jeff Dauler
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🗓️ 7 May 2020
⏱️ 41 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I rarely eat fast food. |
| 0:01.8 | Like I tried to tone it down with the fast food |
| 0:04.7 | because I used to eat it all the time. |
| 0:06.0 | Love it. |
| 0:06.8 | But it just makes me feel so gross. |
| 0:10.4 | And usually I'm on a schedule |
| 0:12.6 | where I got to wake up early and make the most of my day. |
| 0:15.0 | So there is no time for those 3 p.m. slump. |
| 0:18.7 | You know where you feel bad and you can't get anything done |
| 0:21.2 | because I feel like fast food just clogs my brain. |
| 0:23.4 | Because you've just eaten in the middle of the day |
| 0:25.2 | a large order of french fries and a giant Coke. |
| 0:28.2 | Right. |
| 0:29.2 | I just, anyway, so I rarely eat fast food. |
| 0:31.9 | But a couple days ago I went and got fast food. |
| 0:36.0 | You know what I would do if I was a fast food worker |
| 0:38.9 | because this is the smallest thing that brings me |
| 0:42.6 | an immense amount of joy. |
| 0:44.2 | And I think that 99% of people are going to agree with me. |
| 0:47.7 | What would you do if you worked at a fast food restaurant? |
| 0:51.0 | I would pour two or three french fries |
| 0:54.0 | in the bottom of every bag. |
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