This week's episode is brought to you by the new film The Wrath of Becky.

Two years after escaping and attack on her family, Becky is attempting to rebuild her life.

But when her home is broken into by a group called the nobleman, they take her beloved dog, Diego.

She returns to her old ways to protect herself.

Literally a bloody good time, says the Austin Chronicle. The Wrath of Becky starring Lulu Wilson and Sean William Scott is only in theaters May 26th. Thank you. Hello and welcome to colors of the dark.

I'm your co-host Rebecca McKendry and with me is Ilric Kane.

How's it going, sir?

Hello, Mrs. Police. It is good to see you today. Mrs. Police. I know. I have a plan,

Miss Police. Oh, so we're just jumping right into that, huh? So there we are. So Elric and I decided we would both watch The Snowman this week. The new film, the brand new film, the Snowman.

So this is some shady Netflix things type stuff.

This has happened to me a couple of times where it pops up on Netflix and it's like

Netflix exclusive premiere, brand new film, Snowman.

And then as soon as I'm like Googling it, I'm like, this has been out for like five years. This is just new to Netflix. But the way that they branded in their marketing and it makes it seem like it's a brand new film. But that said, I had never even heard of this thing. So you can do that. I didn't know this movie exists. So in the, because Amazon's the one that does this in a way that

feels corrupt because they actually write, they'll write the year, 2023 next to a like, it'll be like the battery. I actually start for the battery. The battery is in the new release right now of Amazon saying 2023 and it pissed me off because I'm like, no, it's, I mean, in Jeremy's case, I hope he makes some money, cool. But in general, it's like, no, fuck you, because that's bullshit. These are old movies.

In The Snowman, I think what, I don cool. But in general, it's like, no, fuck you because that's bullshit.

These are old movies.

And The Snowman, I think what, I don't know how Netflix does it, but I don't think they lie

like that, but they do put it at the front of the thing as a new thing. And then they go to number one. So this movie was number one for a couple weeks. Okay. So my history of the Snowman real quick is when I read this book, if I had seen this movie when it came out,

I would have been the first person to throw pies in it

because this is my favorite novel.

That is the most 1940s way to review a movie.

I throw a pie at you.

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