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THE UPSIDE with Callie and Jeff Dauler

S3 EP55: CALLIE 0, VENDING MACHINE 1

THE UPSIDE with Callie and Jeff Dauler

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Relationships, Society & Culture, Personal Journals

4.04.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2020

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to episode 246 of THE UPSIDE with Callie and Jeff Dauler(original release date: April 30 2020) Jeff is grateful for: his pressure washer Callie is grateful for: our schedule this week On this episode: What the haiiiil is a kumquat? Happy Birthday to Adam Someone figured out a solid life hack for the IRS website regarding stimulus checks A psychology journal is advising all of us to get dressed Our internal clocks are genetic I had a fat kid fight with a vending machine Jeff has a new epiphone about forgiveness Name that noise #2: text NOISE 800-434-5454, the prize is $100 and an Amazon Echo Jeff is going to tell you the most disgusting story ever...seriously kind of mad about this one  We have new merch! You picked it out! Check it out HERE! Want to weigh in on the show topics? Call us and leave a message! 800-434-5454 Here are all of today’s links: LightStream: Get a special interest rate discount by clicking this link Mint Mobile: Get your new wireless plan for $15 a month and get the plan shipped to you for free by clicking this link Skylight Frame: $10 off your order by clicking this link and the code UPSIDE Liquid I.V.: Get 25% off your order. Code: UPSIDE Our phone number is 800-434-5454 … call or text about anything you hear or want to hear on the show! Follow Callie and Jeff on IG: @CallieDauler and @JeffDauler. Join the awesome Callie and Jeff community on Facebook by clicking here or follow Callie and Jeff's page Have you subscribed to our weekly Pick-Me-Up newsletter for good news, and cool deals delivered to your email? Shop the Callie and Jeff store. Please share this episode and the show with the world! The easiest way to do that - especially if someone doesn't know too much about podcasts - is by sending them to callieandjeff.com and having them hit the LISTEN NOW button. Internet magic will take them directly to the best available player for whatever device they are using. SUBSCRIBES, FOLLOWS, and FIVE-STAR REVIEWS are always appreciated.WE ARE GRATEFUL FOR YOU! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

As of yesterday, the baby growing inside of Cali was 10 weeks along. And I have, for the past several

0:12.4

weeks, been referring to it by the food that Cali's app says that it's the size of. So like for

0:24.8

a minute, it was blueberry, right? Yeah, you like house the bloops. Right. And then it was,

0:32.2

what was it? Was it a pecan half? Yeah. Last week. This week, I have to ask Cali how the cum

0:39.7

quats doing. I honestly don't even know what a cum quad is. I don't think I've ever heard of that

0:44.7

my entire life. It looks like an orange. I've heard of it. Is it like a clementine? No idea.

0:50.2

Like a tiny orange? No idea. Never heard of it. Couldn't identify it in the grocery store.

0:57.1

I don't know. And I feel like there are other foods they could have chosen. There's got to be another

1:04.3

food in existence. Because if somebody asked you, you would have to say, that's the size of a cum

1:10.5

quat. Maybe like, excuse me. Katie Burke asked me because she had some ideas. We were brainstorming

1:16.9

ideas for the pick me up today for just expanding it and whatever. And she goes, hey, we used to

1:23.2

are sending me, you know, like what they're comparing the food, like the baby to the food.

1:29.2

And I was like, yeah, sure. And I screen shot at it. And I sent it to her and she and I used the

1:34.0

same app. And she's actually the one that told me about this app. I used it for fertility tracking

1:39.4

and stuff. And she goes, yes, the cum quad. I remember that one. And I go, oh, so you know what it is.

1:45.2

And she's like zero clue. It's just week 10 week 10 week 10 is the cum quad week. So I'm speaking

1:52.4

of the pick me up newsletter are email company, not Katie, but the company that holds our database

1:59.5

and all that other stuff. I'm has been having some technical problems. So hopefully, knock on

2:03.9

wood, you'll get the pick me up newsletter today. No one is more annoyed by it than Katie Burke.

2:09.9

Well, she puts so much work into it. It's so aggravated by it. And it's cool to see how excited

2:15.9

she gets by the pick me up every week. So just a reminder, how much she loves it. It's nobody's

2:19.8

fault. It's just one of those technical things. And then I would imagine the company that runs it

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