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Never Thought I'd Say This

S3 Ep51: It's All Celia's Fault

Never Thought I'd Say This

Audioboom Studios

Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2020

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

On this week’s episode, the tables are turned and the kids catch Jodie and Celia engaging in bad behavior. Smoking, name-calling – they come clean about it all. Then they discuss how to deal with differing politics among parents when the kids could possibly be alienated by it, and how to deal with differing politics in ALL relationships. Spoiler alert: it’s not easy. Neither is Celia and her boyfriend getting stuck in the middle of the desert. Lastly, get ready to here Jodie and Celia say the “c-word” many, many times.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

And welcome to this week's episode of Never Thought I'd Say This.

0:16.8

I am your host Jody Sweeten.

0:18.9

I am your other host, Celia Behar.

0:21.2

And we are here in my back office today. With no AC on. With no air conditioning on.

0:27.7

I'm not. I'm not. She's not naked people. I'm kind of naked though. Well, she's got very short shorts on and like a little sports bra thing and a very cute three people

0:39.1

Stevie Nick's rap that thing that I actually have one in a different color of course you do right yeah my

0:46.7

my nipple comes out of this a lot yeah I can't my nipples would have to keep just my nipples alone wouldn't fit in there. So I applaud you for them covering your entire teeth.

0:58.0

My teeth. I'm warning you, I'm warning am no I'm just in a mood today. I'm just feeling a little weird why because the whole earth is on fire well the earth is on fire I also have a sinus and a double ear infection so my left ear today is a little claw. a

1:15.0

sinus and a double ear infection. So my left ear today is a little clogged. Okay. So I'm probably really yelling even more so than normal.

1:20.0

I'm gonna talk to you like I used to talk to my grandfather who was deaf in one ear because a cannon went off next to it.

1:26.0

Everyone literally just took their earbug out and threw them on the floor.

1:30.0

So maybe I match you just by talking that loud.

1:32.8

Well Emily did tell us not to record in the same space.

1:35.4

Simply for the fact that I'm so loud and you're not that they can't turn me down.

1:40.1

I'm gonna I'll project from my diaphragm as a theater major. I was a theater major. I forget that. Now I just talk on my vocal

1:47.0

chords because I'm lazy. That's the problem. I have vocal fry. I do too. I do too, but that's probably from like yours of smoking.

1:54.3

Smoking.

1:55.3

You do.

1:56.3

I don't smoke. Oh my God, can I, before we even do our never, can I just tell you a

2:01.9

fucked up story?

2:02.8

Wait can I tell you how I threw you under the bus?

2:05.8

Yeah.

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