There is a place that is spoken about only, in whispers, a dark area that spawns the beginnings of urban legends.

A place where anything can happen and usually does.

During the light of day, it hides just outside of you.

But when the sun goes down, spirits, creatures of the night, roam free, and things do go bump in the night.

It is in every state and every country, and there is no escaping it.

No matter how safe you view behind your locked doors and latched windows.

So we invite you to turn down the lights and turn up your radio while we join Dave Schrader and Tim Dennis, your hosts, on a journey into the darkness on the edge of town.

Why are you throwing it to me?

I don't know. I just thought we'd try something new for the evening.

Huh. Go ahead and you're on.

Welcome to another edition of the Darkness on the Edge of Town. I'm the co-host and lackey Tim Dennis.

With me is the host and ever-affable, ever-lovable Dave Schrader.

Wow. See, I like being introduced.

You like that?

Perhaps this should be the new way. You should be the Edmick Man of the show now.

Yes, sir.

And you should throw it to me. What do you think?

I like it.

I figured because I'm getting beat up again, Tim. Why?

People aren't getting the whole the Dave thing.

Yeah.

People are saying that I'm arrogant because I heard myself in third person.

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