S3 Ep50: How to Break Up With Someone Who Has a Stinky Butt

Two Idiot Girls

Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2023

⏱️ 57 minutes

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hi bestiessssss! this week we concluded our Dating Advice series and we actually answered a lot of questions this time LMAO in this episode we talked about how to confront a bad kisser, getting back into the dating field after a bad breakup, and MOST IMPORTANTLY: what to do when a man puts his bare feet on your lap in the middle of a first date 0_0 ...... WAT

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0:00.0	All right, welcome back to another episode of two idiot girls.
0:14.0	Ooh!
0:19.0	Did you guys see my shirt?
0:22.0	It's very funny. And it has Mad Dog 2020 on it and it says I got that dog in me.
0:27.0	Hilarious. I know. Anyways. My first time ever drinking MD 2020 was in college. Yeah and one of my two my
0:40.2	buddies who lived together they had a really nice place, but it had air conditioning.
0:45.2	So they hosted like a little like party for like, it was like the fight, whatever the fuck that means.
0:51.1	There's a, I didn't watch a fight.
0:52.2	There was always one of those going on. I don't know what that means. There was always one of those going on. I don't know what that means. I don't know what's happening. I don't know who's in it.
0:58.0	Classic fight. You know, the fight. And I remember it was so weird because they had they had a pretty big
1:07.0	TV but they didn't have enough chairs for everyone so it was almost like everyone
1:10.8	was sitting like in a multi-purpose room because we were all sitting cross-legged looking at the TV.
1:15.4	When Beyoncy performed at the Super Bowl, my friend hosted a Super Bowl party.
1:19.9	It was just... Oh, I went to Super Bowl party that year too.
1:21.8	And I sat on the ground.
1:22.8	Well, no, I was a freshman in college,
1:25.0	so you were at your mommy's house.
1:28.2	Oh, you're saying when she headlined.
1:29.6	I was talking about when she did it with Bruna Mars.
1:32.3	No, yeah. Yeah, yeah. No, when the it was the 49ers and whoever. Yeah, when she did the blackout? Yes. I sat on the ground at my friend's house too because she her couches smelled like pee so that would by choice though cat pee. That's like when um
1:49.3	when you have to go watch that period movie when you're when you have a uterus and you're in like fifth grade.
1:55.8	You know then like and then they teach you about like always they're like
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