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May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get

10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the brain again.

Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. I've just started reading a new rugby book boys. Oh, it's I'm reading a new rugby book

boys. Oh, it's I'm reading smelling of roses a rugby life the autobography of Stuart Barnes

that's interesting because I've just found this book on the side here and this one also

says smelling of roses and an autobiography from Stuart Barnes.

What are you reading anything at the minute, Phil?

As it happens, Tim, I've just started reading Smelling and Roses,

a rugby life by Stuart Barnes.

What are the chances?

We're all reading Stuart Barnes's autobiography.

I can't believe that. The chances are infinites. By any chance.

Oh, you've both got your copy here as well. I've got mine. By any chance, did you also buy your copy for 1P on Amazon?

I don't know.

1P still seemed a little bit expensive to be honest.

Well let's wait until we've read it before we judge. Right, so yeah, we're turning into Rugby intellectuals in the Rugby

Dungeon.

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