S3 Ep44: Football Fans Bums and Plymouth Argyle

You Don't Know What You're Doing

David Earl / Keep It Light Media

Comedy, Sports, Soccer

4.7 • 620 Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

David, Jon and Alfie are joined by the founder of Machynlleth Comedy Festival and Plymouth supporter, Henry Widdicombe. They chat about bums, referee assistants and other stuff. Thanks for listening! You can follow us on Twitter @mynewfootyclub and on instagram @mynewfootballclub Presented by David Earl, Jon Beer and Alfie Indra. And if you'd like to receive episodes early and be part of an online community - where we chat once a month and talk lower league football and Exeter amongst other stuff, including creating our own make-believe football team, Gorchester UTD then sign up to Patreon.com/davidearl www.Gorchesterutd.com

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0:00.0	Big news, Thierry-on-Ree has joined Betway.
0:04.5	Kick off the season with up to £30 matched free bet if your first stacker loses.
0:09.3	18 plus decencies apply.
0:11.2	Bet the responsible way, gamblerware.org. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. How you doing? Very well. Very well. You? Yeah, good. Good morning. Do you know what I did? What? Played a round of golf. Did you? First ever. I used to work on a golf course. Oh yeah, of course you did. She told us that I'm happy, yeah. What, you did, 18 hours? Oh, I did nine. Yeah, it's tiring, isn't it? Yeah, especially when you can't hit it. Oh, okay now. Hello, hello. Hello, John. How are we? Good, how are you? Yeah, not bad, not bad.
1:11.9	You look very cool.
1:16.3	Yeah, I just, um, I haven't washed my hair today yet, so... Neither have I.
1:17.3	I haven't washed anything.
1:20.6	Neither.
1:21.6	Anything?
1:22.9	Your hands?
1:24.5	Nothing?
1:25.3	Oh, yeah, I washed my hands after.
1:26.4	I haven't washed my body for... That's Wednesday. Nothing. Oh yeah, I washed my hands after. I haven't washed my body for last Wednesday.
1:31.8	Yes, you have.
1:33.0	Yeah.
1:34.2	And you've washed your hands today because you've gone for a number two.
1:38.2	No, I'm an evening number two, man.
1:40.5	I'm on schedule.
1:42.4	On schedule?
1:43.7	You don't have to schedule your bowel movements, do you?
1:46.5	Let's not go into that topic because...
1:49.0	I really want to go into it.
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